...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...Sr. Director Moriarty recognized....transmission.encrypted...uploading data...
Yesterday, The Hellfire Legion ventured forth into the New York system to attempt to rid Sirius of more corporate hooligans.
They found numerous lackeys of the corrupt LSF and SA and began re-educating them.
I joined the fray after several of the corrupt buffoons had already been dispatched. I quickly managed to finish off a wannabe by the name of Knight_Rider who had already been substantially softened up by the Legion's attacks.
Soon after, [SA]-Mathew.Anobi was forced into the atmosphere of Planet Manhattan where his ship disintegrated in a glorious firestorm of cleansing fury.
Just as our Forces of Righteousness were about to turn the tide for Justice and Virtue against those corporate oppressors, another wannabe, Flugy_ something or other, emerged from his loathesome cave with a Liberty Battlecruiser and maliciously began helping LSF and SA.
The ruination of my beautiful Gunship soon followed, and three members of the Legion were blasted from the skies with me, all in the space of 2 minutes.
Fortunately, the remaining Warriors of the Hellfire Legion tractored in our escape pods before we were captured by those fiends, and we have been returned to the safety of Vespucci.
[font=Fixedsys]I want full scans of this fiendish interloper Flugy_ and his ill-gotten Battlecruiser!!! Hacker R & D is ordered to begin work on a project to rid Sirius of that monstrosity.
...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...
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