It is disgrace I have to yet again prove myself to reclaim my position, but when Professor commands I obey.
Superiority
Relatively recently I have tracked Secret Intelligence Service agents performing extraction of an asset all the way to Cambridge where I was engaged and left four corpses as a reminder to not meddle into Lane Hacker affairs.
Up until now I have filed over 35 regular assassination reports regarding almost 100 kills from which over half concerns primary targets. Relevant data can be found in the following resource and within my profile.
Flight Log: Norman Bates' Rapier, New York, 26th October 821 A.S
SFC Dan Marshall:Hello there, Norman. Norman Bates: Running already? I cannot allow you to do it. SFC Dan Marshall:Running? You are not my concern. I leave your kind to the police. Norman Bates: But I do not leave your kind. SFC Dan Marshall:Well. Norman Bates: You may also surrender. SFC Dan Marshall:There'll be no surrender. But let me reiterate, you are none of my concern. So if you want to fight, fight. If not, you should leave. Norman Bates: Too late. SFC Dan Marshall:Returning fire! Norman Bates: Surrender for interrogartion and you will be spared. SFC Dan Marshall:Alright. Looks like I have no choice. I surrender. Norman Bates: Set cruise to sector H4. SFC Dan Marshall:Alright. Norman Bates: SFC target intercepted and made surrender. Heading to sector H4 for interrogation. Requesting Scorpius ASAP. SFC Dan Marshall:I don't know if I have any information useful to you though SFC Dan Marshall:I am just a navy pilot. I fight Rheinland and that's it, basicly. Norman Bates: This will be fine. SFC Dan Marshall:Alright. Norman Bates: We will wait for a your interrogator.
Flight Log: Norman Bates' Vindicator, Texas, 7th June 824 A.S[guncam]
5th Nicole Prower: How many of you are out today? Norman Bates: Good evening, officer. 5th Nicole Prower: It would be if so many of you unlawfuls weren't around. Norman Bates: That term is... very demeaning and circumstancial. 5th Nicole Prower: You affiliate with an unlawful organization, a pretty reasonable assumption, no? Norman Bates: Very basic perception of yours. White and black. 5th Nicole Prower: I don't see how it'd be circumstancial, but I'm open to 'enlightenment'. Norman Bates: I am not to deliver it. I am more like keen to invite you to a duel. To a death. What would you say, officer? 5th Nicole Prower: I'd say Sugarland will recieve your pod soon. Norman Bates: Very well. *inhales cardamine* 5th Nicole Prower: Weapons armed. Let's do this. Gabriella Casta: Hacker, care to spare that one for me in return for it answering a few questions? Norman Bates: Let me first get to a crescendo. Gabriella Casta: Sure. As long it's still able to talk after that. Norman Bates: That's it. Stand down officer. 5th Nicole Prower: I know you don't care much but... thank you. Have your fun. I know when I'm beaten. Norman Bates: Ms Casta, what questions did you want o ask?
Deadliness
Up until now I have filed over 35 regular assassination reports regarding almost 100 kills from which over half concerns primary targets. Relevant data can be found in the following resource and within my profile.
Deviousness
Following are the logs containing assassinations augmented through the use of electronic warfare.
819-12-21 A.S. 17:38:55 Norman.Bates: *Your tactical computer has just flashed a warning about a nearby ship targetting you and arming its weapons.* 17:39:01 Norman.Bates: *You notice that a connection socket has been opened and your navigational computer is flooded with random data.* 17:40:06 Norman.Bates: *You detect a very strong jamming signal distorting your navigational and tactical readings.* 17:41:28 BAF|Cdr.J.Bloom: *slaps his console* 17:51:00 Death: BAF|Cdr.J.Bloom was put out of action by Norman.Bates (Collision) 17:51:19 Norman.Bates: *laughs*
820-03-22 A.S. 17:51:06 BHG|Phoenix.Wright...: I can't catch him. You get him Wickerton or Moshu! 17:51:37 LH~A~Norman.Bates: * You receive a short message showing price on your head and detect a nearby ship powering up its weapons. * 17:53:26 Death: LNS-Wickerton did their best. 17:53:46 LH~A~Norman.Bates: * You notice that a connection socket has been opened and your navigational computer is flooded with random data. * 17:54:05 LH~A~Norman.Bates: * You detect a very strong jamming signal distorting your navigational and tactical readings. * 17:57:23 Death: BHG|Moshu has suffered a self administered loadout error (Mine)
820-03-22 A.S. 18:56:03 =LSF=Susan.Hills: Pilot, are you alive? Somehow I don't think you're up to be taken into custody. But seems your ship is powered down, isn't it? I guess it's time to call some lifter to pick you up. 18:57:26 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *opening connection socket via lane update process* 18:57:26 =LSF=Susan.Hills: Hm, looks like you're actually able to move... *Waits.* 18:58:41 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *uploading navigation trojans posing as regular star charts updates* 18:59:18 =LSF=Susan.Hills: Damn, looks like it'll take long time. Freaking LPI, never in time. 18:59:43 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *sending check signal to determine whether complete overtake occured* 18:59:46 =LSF=Susan.Hills: *Yawns.* :hack succesfull: 19:00:25 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *uploading coordinate D/E 4/5* 19:00:37 =LSF=Susan.Hills: *Mutters.* I bet I'll be promoted for this... 19:01:07 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *initiating cruise procedure* 19:01:15 =LSF=Susan.Hills: What the... you can move, bastard, tricking me? That won't work! 19:01:57 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *laughs* 19:02:26 =LSF=Susan.Hills: :Antivirus Defender-X24 detected unusual activities within ship systems and neutralized them for now.: 19:02:42 =LSF=Susan.Hills: C'mon, get over here! I can't be private for whole my life... *Sighs* 19:03:28 =LSF=Susan.Hills: Well, this is it... You know the usual formula. 9:03:31 LH~A~Norman.Bates: * You receive a transmission burst showing bounty on you and realize that a nearby ship is powering up its weapons. * 19:15:57 Death: =LSF=Susan.Hills was put out of action by LH~A~Norman.Bates (Mine)
820-05-31 A.S. 16:20:19 [LN]-Rohj.Teerin: What's up, Hacker? 16:20:43 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *accquiring target information* 16:21:40 [LN]-Rohj.Teerin: Hello? 16:21:50 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *opening socket connection* 16:22:02 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *sending random data* 16:22:28 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *flooding Teerin's navcomputer* 16:22:34 [LN]-Rohj.Teerin: Hmm. 16:22:40 =LSF=Peter.Nelson: Opening fire
16:22:49 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *you notice weapons warming up and a threat signal in your cockpit* 16:28:52 Death: [LN]-Rohj.Teerin was put out of action by LH~A~Norman.Bates (Gun) 16:29:07 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *target reduced to particles*
820-06-01 A.S. 15:26:40 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *boosting signal dampener* 15:26:48 =LSF=Spectre: The day's getting interesting. 15:27:10 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *getting target tactical analysis* 15:27:54 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *opening socket connection via lane automatic nav-charts update* 15:28:00 =LSF=Spectre: *scrambler activated* 15:28:48 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *releasing socket and flooding all channels with random data* 15:29:09 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *you notice that a hostile ship has powered up its weapons* 15:29:14 =LSF=Spectre: *data filtering in effect* 15:41:27 Death: =LSF=Spectre was put out of action by LH~A~Norman.Bates (Mine) 15:41:45 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *target eliminated*
820-08-21 A.S. 17:22:26 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: You just don't know the meaning of restricted area do you. 17:22:47 LH~A~Norman.Bates: What does "restricted" mean? 17:23:08 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Well, in your language, it would be the equivalent of blocking a neural net site. 17:23:19 LH~A~Norman.Bates: I believe that in LSF dictionary restricted simply means poorely secured. 17:23:59 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Well, the consequences will be severe if you stay here any longer, Hackers. You're really going to regret staying here, the last guy who was here... he doesn't exist anymore, but of course, thats off the record. 17:24:14 LH~A~Norman.Bates: Target arrived from Alaska. It is a possibility it has some usefull data. If you open all connection sockets of your ship and allow us download your data, we will let you go. 17:25:41 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: I'll let you download half a billion virus's, then we got a deal. 17:26:32 LH~A~Norman.Bates: Mr Chigurh, it's pointless. 17:26:50 LH~A~Anton.Chigurh: I'll have your data from your wreck. 17:27:00 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *activating analog barrier and turning on electronic warfare module* 17:27:15 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Wait what the... 17:27:25 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *sending random data bursts* 17:27:26 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: I'm losing control....overrriding (types) 17:27:45 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *boosting signal dimmer* 17:27:49 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Why are you making my ship fly in a circle? That doesn't even achieve anything! Finally (stops typing) Regaining controls... 17:28:21 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *you notice the weapons are locked on you and armed* 17:28:35 =LSF=Lisa:Lisbon: Hell, I'm losing the engine... Ugh... got it back... 17:28:42 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Right, dropping the hammer, take them down Agent Lisbon! 17:29:10 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *laughs* 17:29:13 =LSF=Lisa:Lisbon: Let's take them down, before they burn my computer and files. Weapons hot engaging! 17:29:35 =LSF=Adrienne.Perry.: Requesting reinforcements! 17:31:24 Death: =LSF=Adrienne.Perry. was put out of action by LH~A~Norman.Bates (Mine) 17:31:36 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *target down* *tractoring remnants* *prioritizing memory devices* 17:32:39 =LSF=Black-2: Agent Lisbon, help is here. Engaging Hackers... 17:38:07 Death: =LSF=Lisa:Lisbon was put out of action by LH~A~Norman.Bates (Mine) 17:38:30 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *tractoring more remnants* *slowly recovering all the most important elements* 17:40:49 Death: =LSF=Black-2 was put out of action by LH~A~Anton.Chigurh (Collision) 17:41:07 LH~A~Norman.Bates: *tractoring rest of the pieces*
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