Greetings, I was stopped by an LPI officer today and I decided to Interrogate him. It turned out to be quite amusing, I don't think he was too amused though.
Quote:[11.05.2011 17:24:35] Greene: Do you accept bribes?
[11.05.2011 17:24:43] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: No
[11.05.2011 17:24:54] Greene: Why not?
[11.05.2011 17:25:15] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: Because im a police officer!
[11.05.2011 17:25:37] Greene: I could easily hack your bank details and add 5,000 credits to it.
[11.05.2011 17:25:47] Greene: Or.. Take all your credits away
[11.05.2011 17:26:04] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: *Laughs* alright my freind
[11.05.2011 17:26:17] Greene: Do you enjoy cardamine?
[11.05.2011 17:26:19] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: it was fun talking to yah
[11.05.2011 17:26:21] Greene: I enjoy cardamine.
[11.05.2011 17:26:23] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: cya
[11.05.2011 17:26:42] Greene: Would you like some caradmine?
[11.05.2011 17:26:51] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: *static*
[11.05.2011 17:26:58] Greene: Also do you pay taxes?
[11.05.2011 17:27:04] Greene: I'm curious.
[11.05.2011 17:28:08] Greene: I'm guessing you do, So what's your opinion on paying taxes to fund an inefficient police force?
[11.05.2011 17:28:57] Greene: Personally I don't see the point in you, because the Lane hackers have extorted countless corporate flunkey's
[11.05.2011 17:29:06] Greene: And you are nowhere to be seen.
[11.05.2011 17:29:22] Greene: Infact, I want to congratulate you on being terrible at your job.
[11.05.2011 17:29:51] Greene: Thank you Mr.Seth Johnson for making it so easy for us to prey on corporate flunkeys.
[11.05.2011 17:31:53] Greene: *hacks comms*
[11.05.2011 17:32:07] Greene: I'm not done chatting to you Mr Johnson.
[11.05.2011 17:33:35] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: Sure son now go back to Preschool and play nicely
[11.05.2011 17:33:38] Greene: Have you ever considered trying Cardamine? It improves your intelligence.
[11.05.2011 17:33:57] Greene: It could increase your intelligence to say that of a primitive primate.
[11.05.2011 17:34:18] Greene: I'm suprised you can even pilot a guardian.
[11.05.2011 17:34:23] LPI-Seth.Johnson[O]: *Leaves the strange wannabe hacker to himself*
[11.05.2011 17:35:38] Greene: I guess you haven't tried cardamine *sighs*