Bored? Okay...lets play a little guessing game till the server comes back...I'll start
Nanoscale aliens have invaded the server and majkp has shrunk himself and boarded a flying saucer to zap the offending creatures from the motherboard without harming any transistors...
The server has developed sentience, and doesn't want to play Freelancer. Majkp is still trying to convince it that killing all humans isn't really necessary.
.:j:.Salvager - Junker Congress (Salvage Frigate) := Recipient of the Yanagi Defense Medal
.:j:.Salvager.VHF - Collector
.:j:.Salvager.B - Recycler
.:j:.Salvager.B2 - Waran
"Good news everyone. I suddenly and unexpectedly have job vacancies for an entire spaceship crew!"