Help me forget

[Trogdor]

Done

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[Timbuktu]

When I hear my neighbors having sex, it always sounds like someone is sticking something up the guy's orifice. I have no idea if there is also a girl, or even another person, involved.

[Crackpunch]

heh! I won't give you too much grief about the 'friendzone' having allowed myself to fall into that trap more than once before...but saying "I think of her like a sister" is mostly code talk for "I want her but I missed my window of opportunity to make that absolutely clear to her & now, for whatever reason, she thinks of me like a brother."

At least you get to hear her having sex though the walls with others though

A bit of sagey advice if I may: The only woman in the world you should ever think of as your Sister is...your sister.

You're making it sound like you can't have a platonic relationship with a woman. Maybe there's a shortage of women where you come from, but over here there's plenty to go around.

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[r3vange]

Now now, not to sound grumpy but what the actual f-word (pun intended). It's rather immature moaning about those things, completely natural, just think of the other side of the coin, every time you supposedly bring a girl home you'll wake them up too because it's a feedback system

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[Timbuktu]

Someting about me being a total expert at sexual relations.

[Marburg]

Oh golly gee...no. you misunderstand. It's common to have platonic relationships with women, but when one gets stuck in the 'she's like my sister' rut, it makes the future opportunities for possible sex much more awkward than it ever has to be.

Sex is natural & very easy (even for an average-looking antisocial butterfly like me) what's difficult...at least for me in the beginning, was learning to be confident in my own skin & not allowing my female friends to categorize me in the 'funny & doable, but not an option' column

& the other thing. Per square mile, Texas is crawling with beautiful women more than most places on Earth...& that ain't Texan bias, it's just a burden we deal with as it's a cornerstone of our culture.

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[Timbuktu]

I still think I'm the bigger authority on sex, cause I'm sexier than all of y'all.

[DarthBindo]

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|

[Marburg]

Anarchist Cookbook or Poor Mans James Bond?

It was either 18 or 19 that my dumbass friends & I were dumping homemade napalm on coin-op newspaper machines & setting 'em on fire

(In my defense, at the time, we were convinced we were geniuses & saw the perfect logic in doing it...looking back, it was stupid, but goddamn it was fun at the time)

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[DarthBindo]

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gone four years, first day back: Zoners still getting shot in Theta :|