Do'ya Think you're Twisted?: A challenge from the truly twisted...

[Zynth]

Um um...

Market it as a "highly realistic Halloween decoration".

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[tothebonezone]

you fail to take into account your motive for murder

I had a motive?

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[Marburg]

Of course you had motive...but those already caught & jailed for lazy disposal where they live don't have the luxury of second guessing themselves. You're still very out of the running.

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[Zynth]

Question:

Why do we even have a body that you need to dispose? A real killer would get somebody else to do the dirty work, frame the person and force a suicide out of him before he is caught. Leaving the police with a situation similar to "A killed B, was traumatized and committed suicide" and you completely out of the picture. (probably)

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[Marburg]

Heh! joo watch too much TV or somethin'

OK, next question: you are a Serial Killer: What is your schtick?

Me: I'd be prone to old-school, slow death, basement crucifiction. AFAIK, no one has gone that route yet.

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[Crackpunch]

Tranquilisers and fed to a big ass snake.

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[Zynth]

Room filled with lego blocks.

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[Username removed]

Let's give a little direction then...Shall we?

You have murdered tonight. You need to dispose of the body before work in the morning. What do you do now?

Drive to a pig farm and feed the body to pigs. OR drive into a field and set it on fire.

Heh! joo watch too much TV or somethin'

OK, next question: you are a Serial Killer: What is your schtick?

1. Offer the victim a glas of Absinth.

2. Get the victim to my place(Absinth should make this easy)

3. Slice the victim's throat.

4. Remove tasty organs.

5. Take a picture of it's liver and post it on forums.

6. Dispose of the rest of the body.

7. Eat the tasty organs, well done.

8. Find another victim.

9. Repeat.

[Zynth]

5. Take a picture of it's liver and post it on forums.

Oh you.

Srs reply:

I will set up a forum account on some forum dedicated to a 10 year old game, create a topic called "Do'ya Think you're Twisted?: A challenge from the truly twisted..." and ask people "you are a Serial Killer: What is your schtick?".

I will then proceed to kill people according to the suggestions mentioned by the forum members.

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[Kazinsal]

Pig farms are pretty good body disposal units.

It worked well for Robert Pickton... for about six years.

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Retired, permanently.