[23:15:06] Jake: He's a douche.
[23:16:05] Jake: I'm on but idle. Had to run to the storm
[23:16:14] Jake: Satire*
[23:16:22] SnakeLancer™: k
[23:16:23] Jake: Oh ffs... STORE
[23:16:28] SnakeLancer™: wtf is
Satire
[23:16:29] SnakeLancer™: (rofl)
[23:16:31] SnakeLancer™: AHAHHAHAHA
WesternPeregrine: Did you know that salary is related to salt?
[18:39:30] Hubert: huh. not really
[18:39:37] Hubert: even though my state is named after salt
[18:39:38] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Payments in salt. How ironic in hindsight.
[18:39:58] Hubert: lots of things here are named after salt
[18:40:00] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Now with all the forum jargon related with salt.
[18:40:02] Hubert: since we traded that with the romans
[18:40:22] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Salzburg, interesting.
[18:40:39] Hubert: the biggest stream going through the entire state is called
[18:40:41] Hubert: Salzach
[18:40:54] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Very salty land, it seems.
[18:41:02] Hubert: there's been that legend that the water got salty because of all the shipments
[18:41:38 | Editado 18:41:42] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Maybe some sort of "Salzburg Salt Party" happened, like the one in Boston.
[18:41:58] Hubert: lol
[18:42:18] Hubert: Pay our taxes?? In Salt??
[18:42:36] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: "No more punitive taxes, throw all the salt into de river!!"
Fishes die, whole region goes under recession.
[18:43:08] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Fisherman is not pleased with the events that transpired.
EDIT: IT WAS MORE INTERESTING WITHOUT THIS FORUM POLITICALLY AUTO CORRECT FEATURE!! You Pineapples.
[23:27:01] SnakeLancer™: omgomgomgomgomg
[23:27:01] SnakeLancer™: where is Pirate IFF
[23:27:04] SnakeLancer™: I can't find it Dx
[23:27:12] alley: it's not available yet
[23:27:22] SnakeLancer™: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:27:39] SnakeLancer™:
[8:32:17 PM] Tal: no
[8:32:19 PM] Tal: for real
[8:32:27 PM] Tal: when are we gonna have a legit like
[8:32:28 PM] Tal: sex
[8:32:31 PM] Tal: one whole sex
[8:32:35 PM] Freedom Phantom: A WHOLE SEX
[8:32:52 PM] Freedom Phantom: i-isn't it too soon
[8:33:05 PM] Tal: what
[8:34:44 PM] Tal: no
[8:34:51 PM] Freedom Phantom: ):
[8:37:39 PM] Tal: never too soon
[8:37:39 PM] Tal: for
[8:37:45 PM] Tal: secks
[8:39:19 PM | Edited 8:39:20 PM] Freedom Phantom: i-im nervous
[8:39:46 PM] Tal: dont worry
[8:39:53 PM] Tal: im really good at this
[8:41:37 PM] Tal: i move my hand closer to your pants
[8:43:27 PM] Freedom Phantom: nngh
[8:43:29 PM] Freedom Phantom: scary
[8:44:01 PM] Freedom Phantom: b-be gentle
[8:44:23 PM] Tal: i slowly take them off, and then lift up your shirt
[8:44:52 PM] Tal: there is a visible bulge in my pants now
[8:45:39 PM] Freedom Phantom: my cheeks are red as i breathe in and out to calm down
[8:48:05 PM] Tal: i slip your shirt off quickly and push you down to the bed
[8:48:22 PM] Freedom Phantom: i squeal as i land
[8:48:53 PM] Freedom Phantom: d-dont be so rough
[8:48:57 PM] Freedom Phantom: im fragile
[8:49:24 PM] Tal: i climb atop you and spread your legs open
[8:49:45 PM] Tal: don't worry, i'll be gentle
[8:49:47 PM] Freedom Phantom: ohmy~
[8:50:00 PM] Tal: i lean in close to your face
[8:51:06 PM] Freedom Phantom: h-hello
[8:51:17 PM] Freedom Phantom: b-be slow
[8:53:04 PM] Tal: i smile devilishly
[8:55:08 PM] Tal: and whip out my knife
[8:55:20 PM] Freedom Phantom: what are you doing
[8:58:58 PM] Tal: my momma got cancer
[8:59:01 PM] Tal: gotta pay the bills kid
[8:59:13 PM] Tal: i harvest your organs to sell on the black market
[8:59:17 PM] Tal: the end
[8:59:47 PM] Tal: wasnt that fun
[8:59:53 PM] Freedom Phantom: it was GREAT
[9:00:00 PM] Tal: did you get off too
[9:00:01 PM] Tal:
[9:00:13 PM] Freedom Phantom: ...yes]
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[23:17:14] Prophet: The High Command is the DoO, Jamie's the DoT, I'm the DoExSec, Jazzi is the Director of Services and Connor (Snoopy) is the Director of Colonial Authority
[23:17:33] Gleaves (Pig_Pen): understood
[23:17:36] Jamie: Do you know who the DoIT is?
[23:18:00] Gleaves (Pig_Pen): DoIT?
[23:18:04] Jamie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsDk7SIXa8
[16:42:38] An'shur: Wiki: "Malta's oceans are strongly acidic and home to algae that tolerate it's high acidity."
[16:43:07] Jess (Chrono): your char is not algae.
Chuba
0:16
Hey Achilies
log and pew me
bai Ivan(genites)
0:18
i was already on
Chuba
0:18
Yeah, and I was doing other shit
while you were in conn pewing and guessing who I am
bai Ivan(genites)
0:18
oooh
you are chuba
Chuba
0:18
no shit
hi
bai Ivan(genites)
0:19
well
Chuba
0:19
shoot me
bai Ivan(genites)
0:19
i said pikachu
u said no
Chuba
0:19
how am I pikachu
bai Ivan(genites)
0:19
so i was right
Chuba
0:19
just how am I pikachu
bai Ivan(genites)
0:19
pika-chu
chu-ba
same shit
yo
0:19
Ivan is always right
Chuba
0:19
h-how
yo
0:19
Shut up Chuba, you don't know anything
!!!!
Chuba
0:19
okay..
yo
0:19
(rofl)
bai Ivan(genites)
0:19
(rofl)
Chuba
0:19
You so mean
0:20
whyy
bai Ivan(genites)
0:20
cuz u new
and am drunk
Chuba
0:20
it's school all over again
bai Ivan(genites)
0:20
will make you stronger
Chuba
0:20
I DONT DRINK god damn it
Christensen™
0:20
[01:19:18] bai Ivan(genites): pika-chu
chu-ba
same shit
<<< don't contradict logic
yo
0:21
Hey chris
bai Ivan(genites)
0:21
ok...i have to lie down a little
Christensen™
0:21
no iber
yo
0:21
Luis Domezain throws unmashed potato
Chuba
0:21
r-rude
Christensen™
0:21
blasphemy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bai Ivan(genites)
0:21
THE ANTICHRIST
Christensen™
0:21
THIS IS MADNESS
bai Ivan(genites)
0:21
THIS
IS
Chuba
0:21
no
yo
0:22
fk you
bai Ivan(genites)
0:22
i forget
0:22
that's what it is
bai Ivan(genites)
0:22
what was it/
ye
that
Chuba
0:22
Looking at this chat right now
yo
0:22
PRODUCTIVE TALK RIGHT HERE
Chuba
0:22
HOW
YBER HOW
bai Ivan(genites)
0:22
HOW
u ask
simple
Chuba
0:22
this chat reduces IQ
yo
0:22
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING CHUBA
SHUT UP
Chuba
0:22
NO
bai Ivan(genites)
0:23
dont even know what IQ is
Christensen™
0:23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDu5czNIM1w
Chuba
0:23
SEE YBER
bai Ivan(genites)
0:23
know what IQ is?
Chuba
0:23
look at what AChilies turned
rip english
bai Ivan(genites)
0:23
U KNOW???
u dont
IQ
is not IQ
k?
Chuba
0:23
I am not you
k ?
bai Ivan(genites)
0:23
thank god
l?
0:24
i ment
k
Chuba
0:24
but what if you're not you ?
bai Ivan(genites)
0:24
ye same shit
if im not me
Christensen™
0:24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl...IM1w#t=123
bai Ivan(genites)
0:24
then thats multiple personality dissorder
(nerd)
Chuba
0:24
You have that
bai Ivan(genites)
0:24
awesome
0:25
i can cheat on tests with my genius persona
and rape ppl with my usual one
Chuba
0:25
w-why
Christensen™ established the chat tirtle as: "XTF Chat - Guide : https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detail"
Chuba
0:25
Logic in this chat turns just
bai Ivan(genites)
0:25
why i rape?
cuz im xtf
Chuba
0:25
no
bai Ivan(genites)
0:25
duh
Chuba
0:25
I don't care if you rape
or not
but why u no make logic
bai Ivan(genites)
0:26
i make children
not logic
dafuq
Moritz
0:26
you nerds
bai Ivan(genites)
0:26
why
what do u make?
soap?
Chuba
0:26
no
bai Ivan(genites)
0:27
pineaples?
yo
0:27
and then
moritz came
AND EVERYBODY DIED
Chuba
0:27
and then
everyone had cancer
Luis Domezain kicked bai Ivan(genites)
Chuba
0:27
I blame yber
Luis Domezain added Chuba
Luis Domezain added bai Ivan(genites)
Christensen™
0:27
he 'demoted'
Luis Domezain added Chuba
Chuba
0:27
rip
bai Ivan(genites)
0:27
HEY
Chuba
0:27
Hey
0:28
that was cheap
bai Ivan(genites)
0:28
only i can kick chuba
gief mi rights
yo
0:28
OH RLY
bai Ivan(genites)
0:28
to kick chuba
Chuba
0:28
no
Christensen™
0:28
no more rights
rip
Chuba
0:28
pls
Luis Domezain has kicked Chuba
Luis Domezain added Chuba
bai Ivan(genites)
0:28
NOOOOOOOOOoooo
Luis Domezain has kicked Chuba
Luis Domezain added Chuba
Chuba
0:28
YBER
bai Ivan(genites)
0:28
NOOOOO
DA PAAAin
OH DA PAAIN
Chuba
0:28
rip
yo
0:28
/kick Luis Domezain
Didn't work
Moritz
0:28
luis abuse his rights
he is the new hitler
0:29
all heil yber
And that's how I became KING OF THE WORLD.
(06-19-2016, 12:06 PM)Mao Wrote: inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.
JihadJoe: WHERE IS MY GRANDMA...
JihadJoe: SHE'S DRINKING VINEGAR
JihadJoe: MAKE HER STOP
JihadJoe: OR SHE WILL BURST
Durandal: W-what
JihadJoe: That
JihadJoe: was all kinds of the wrong chat
JihadJoe: and not only that
JihadJoe: I missed out a line in the middle
JihadJoe: I'm drunk and sleepy
JihadJoe: night
Durandal: That was
Durandal: Really weird.
Durandal: Goodnight Joe.
(06-29-2015, 02:38 AM)Durandal Wrote: From steam but who cares
JihadJoe: WHERE IS MY GRANDMA...
JihadJoe: SHE'S DRINKING VINEGAR
JihadJoe: MAKE HER STOP
JihadJoe: OR SHE WILL BURST
Durandal: W-what
JihadJoe: That
JihadJoe: was all kinds of the wrong chat
JihadJoe: and not only that
JihadJoe: I missed out a line in the middle
JihadJoe: I'm drunk and sleepy
JihadJoe: night
Durandal: That was
Durandal: Really weird.
Durandal: Goodnight Joe.