( i read this and decide to alter it a little to fits Discovery).
A Magician, David Burke, got a job on a OSC cruise liner.
Off he went, and with him, his pet parrot, that did the odd trick.
Anyway, on the first night, as Mr Burke was doing his magic,
the parrot started telling the audience what he was doing...
"It's up his sleeve! In his pocket! down his trousers!"
The act was ruined, the audience walked out.
Mr Burke was just about to kill the parrot, when there was an almighty explosion.
The ship was attacked and destroyed by Outcast gunboat,
For five days and nights, the parrot, and the magician,
Were stuck in Escape Capsule.
Eventually, the parrot spoke...
"Alright, I give in, where have you hidden the ship?"