Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Thane of Sirius, Macdeath
To: Those who finally decided to respond
Message Reads:
This body has passed onto me several personality traits. One of these is impatience. But I am glad that I finally recieve responses from those who would make the perfect army. The Army of the Damned. You can imagine me grinning right now, grinning using the facial muscles of the body I possess.
I propose a meeting. A meeting of the damned, and in this meeting you shall all witness the true beginnings of the Thane of Sirius. The perfect body, constructed out of metal, not flesh.... I speak too much.
A meeting must be arranged. Newton perfects the frequency needed, and Salazar has completed the transmitter. The prototype body has been completed, all the pieces are falling into place.
Stars hide your fires, let not light see my dark and destructive desires....
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Now, this is just silly. Little pet, you haven't the faintest idea of your surroundings, do you? Making a perfect army? Humans have no perfect army, this is certain. They all have their flaws, and your "army" has a very obvious one: it will never allow itself to be led. The pride of the unenlightened is just so great.
But, play your little games. Have your fun. It's not our prerogative to deny anyone their fun. That would be silly if we just went around ruining everyone's fun.
Tootles!
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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.
Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Thane of Sirius, Macdeath
To: "Pitchfork"
Message Reads:
An amusing name. Another trait I have taken from my unfortunate host is the witty insults. Raised on a farm were you, with too little an imagination to come up with any better name than your childhood tool? You may aswell imagine I am laughing right now, for I am.
Do I look like the kind of entity who would bother to learn about this pathetic race? Why would I waste my time! Imagine I am laughing again....
Fair is foul, and foul is fair. I doubt a farm girl such as yourself knows what this means. Again, imagine I am laughing. The inversions of my existence. I shall play my little games with glee, for they are fair to me. And foul to you.
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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Lo and behold, it is exactly that hubris I pointed out. Irony is great, isn't it? Tehehe!
Don't bark at something which isn't afraid to bite, pet. That's all I can warn you of. We won't interfere in your games, but, if you continue to make games with us, you'll soon follow the path of the Junkers. I somehow doubt all the friends you're trying to make would like that.
Tootles!
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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.
***Incoming Video Transmission***
Source - Dr. Death
ID - *****
Well Well Well... Look at the lovely bunch this 'thing' has attracted. Some humans, the notorious Mon'Star, and a phantom. What a nice little bunch... It would be an even lovelier bunch if someone with the intelligence of the greatest minds in sirius combined were here... Someone, like me. *chuckles* But here's the only reason i wish to learn more about this.. 'thing' you have here, is because i get bored. It's true. I can do almost anything really. But it's just so dull inflicting pain and conducting my experiments by myself. Much more fun can be had when there are others... Don't fully comprehend do you? Well i shall show you. *walks towards back of room* *comes back dragging a body on the floor* Watch as i demonstrate... Here we have a silly Liberty Navy official. *sticks a needle in the prisoners neck* And now we have a dieing Libertarian. *the man starts to disintegrate.* Lastly, we have... a dead Liberty Navy scum. *kicks pile of dust on the floor* *sigh* It's just not as amusing killing by yourself.
"If you think I'm turning up to your 'meeting' Macdeath, you're sorely mistaken. I have no wish to meet a collection of idiots needing their attention fix for the year. People earn my respect, and as of yet, noone has.
I have helped you, and you owe me for that. For now however, go and play with your new friends.
The channel is bathed in deep static before it dissipates slightly, allowing the overlapping voices of numerous people, all with different accents; all bathed in pain and horror. One voice rises above the din, or the others die down. It is a young child's voice, with the sound of unshed tears laced in it: "All made from dust, to dust will return... And when all return to dust, he will be there..." The voice breaks into sobbing, and as one the other voices rise once again.
The static builds once more, only this time it sounds as if it is inhuman laughter.
What's this...Why don't you tell us a bit more? And what the hell do you even mean with us not being human. Tell us the benefits! I don't care about being faster, stronger and better. I want to hear real examples.
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