100 Mill Bounty on Montezuma-II

[ArmsAndLegs Guy]

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::::::: Subject : No Icecream - Bad man die please :::::

Bang like icecream. Bang fly Sirius to get icecream. Bang see big boat Montezuma-II. Bang think big boat have icecream machine.
Bang fly to big boat. Bang ask big boat man Montezuma-II for icecream. Big boat man say Bang no get icecream. Bang sad. Bang cry.

Bang fly home. Bang think big boat man Montezuma-II is bad man. Bang get mad. Bang want icecream. Bang like icecream.

Bang pay 50 million cr for big bad boat man Montezuma-II explode. Bang pay 2 times. Big bad man boat Montezuma-II legate class.
Bang only pay for battleship make big bad boat man Montezuma-II go explode.
Bang only pay for good man battleship make big bad boat man Montezuma-II go small pieces.

Bang also want big bad man Montezuma-II know that big bad man Montezuma-II boat go explode, for not giving Bang icecream.

Bang go eat icecream now. Bang like icecream. Bang happy when eating icecream.

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Here to serve® You!!!

[Dashiell]

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Comm id: Guildmaster Damian Damoclass

message begins:

Right. We got a note at base here that some poor hunter was deprived of his iceacream by some nasty corsair in an overgrown flying lawnmower.

Obviously, we dropped everything we were doing once we got this note, and hunted him down.

We found him. Hard to miss that thing anyway.

the following FOOTAGE shows 3 fights with the Montezuma II. I ask that you pay no mind to the first bit. It is rather dull...

The 2nd and 3rd encounters ended in in the Montezuma II exploding. And some hunter ships, but they probably deserved it. You can see this for yourself. You can send the fee to whoever you fancy. We were not in it for the money. Nay, we set out for battle to right one of the foulest wrongs known in Sirius: deprive Bang of his icecream.

Also, Gabriel Nibelung of the Ehrgeiz wants to thank you for the lovely time he had fighting that colossus.

Damian Damoclass

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