PIP PIP CHEERIO! I NEED A SIG!

[Lobster]

Good show, lads
Hello, what's this?
I say, old chap, that's just not cricket.
Jolly good show.
Old Bean.
Pip pip, cheerio and all that rot.
Poppycock!
Steady on, old chap!
Tally-ho!
What's all this then?

All these phrases are a central part of the new sig I need for my BAF indie Chester Holt

the sig needs to have every one of the phrases listed above,
needs to be stereotypically British with a healthy smattering of the 'old chap' feeling,
needs to have either the union jack or the freelancer bretonian flag
Needs to have the royal coat of arms somewhere in it,
Did i mention it has to ooze of 19th/early 20th century Britten?

Payoff is between 15 and 30 mill, depending on how well it is done.

A truly wonderful sig may get up to 50 mill if it is truly inspiring.

Well then, what say you?!?

EDIT:

NEW REQUIRMENT!!

<span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%]WATCH THIS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES IN A ROW BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CREATE SAID SIG!

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[Adda-Leigh]

or


Hey, here are my attempts...tell me what you think and if I should make any changes.
Cheers, Adda-Leigh

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[Malenka]

I know it's pathetic, but I ain't good with Britain. Ya'll probably takes Adda's.

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[Lobster]

I do say,

Stunning sig old bean, you have realy outdone yourself Adda.

There are a few things missing though

A) The British coat of arms LINK: http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=e...ain&spell=1

B) I would like it much wider if possible, taking up much of the page's horizontal width as possible

C) throw in a monical and you will get a 5 mill bonus

Other then that, good job!

Edit: Also, its just Chester.Holt

No BAF in the name

If you would like to have 'baf' in the sig, put it away from the name.. and make it something fancy, like
"her magisty's most exalted armed forces"
or some such rot.



Malenka, thank you for trying none the less, remember that practice makes perfect!

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[Akura]

This thread would be considered racist if the British weren't predominantly white.

[Naturalist Fouche]

Hehe.

WHAT WHAT TALLY HO JOLLY RODGER OL' BEAN I SAY! WHAT WHAT

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[Alex.]

needs to be stereotypically British

Stereotypical 17-18th century British? In the 23rd-25th century? (At least, I think that's when Freelancer is set.)

:lol:

[Lobster]

Did i mention it has to ooze of 19th/early 20th century Britten?

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[Alex.]

Early 20th century?
That's something I wouldn't have expected.

[Akura]

Did i mention it has to ooze of 19th/early 20th century Britten?

That's not 19th/early 20th century hun, that's 16th-18th century that you're thinking of.


It's a little offensive to alot of people >.>