[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF9900]Low ENCRYPTION:High IDENTIFICATION:Robert Miller, Junior Lieutenant SOURCE:Zvezdny Gorodok, Omega-52 system SUBJECT:Reporting the battle of Omicron Gamma
[color=#FFFFFF]Comrades, today was another victory the likes of which I do not believe we have ever seen. This is my eleventh report, dated 28.11.818.
Our forces, after preparing to meet an RoS raid in Omega-50, were recalled to Omega-52 after no hostile ships appeared. Comrade Major Steele ordered us to moor our gunboats and launch with the Trolls, for we had been granted an opportunity. The Outcasts were raiding Omicron Gamma and the Corsairs were crumbling at the capital ship force. With no fighter escorts.
We proceeded immediately to Omicron Gamma in full force, with what must have been seven bombers intent on havoc. We jumped to the system and called out, before proceeding to the battle scene. The Outcast dreadnoughts were spread out at this point, and we chose our first target. This dreadnought crumbled quickly, but by this time the Outcasts had organised themselves close together to target us.
But our bombers held firm. I was the target of many of the capital ships. The Corsairs were too focused on the Outcasts at this time to target us when we appeared if anything to be helping them. Damn those Solaris turrets, and capital ships which only equip them. I was almost destroyed on several occasions by an anti-fighter destroyer and battleship.
One by one, the battleships and destroyers crumbled. We decided to destroy the pesky Solaris capital ships next, much to my relief. Faster than I could believe, the Outcast forces in Omicron Gamma were non-existent.
And then, some of the Corsairs began to shoot at our bombers. So we retaliated. Soon the battle with the Outcasts was forgotten. But once again, we prevailed in glory. Two Legates (both registered to have been destroyed by my ship, Troll-6) and at least four gunboats. And then we had decided to leave before the Corsairs could call in reinforcements.
I was, unfortunately, the only one cruise disrupted. Most of the others were close to the Omega-41 jump hole, but I was still sixteen klicks away. I pushed my way forward, several Titans trailing, and when they arrived in the rock field we struck. We had destroyed a Corsair bomber before deciding to jump away.
In this assault, we had lost two fighters. But seven battleships, two cruisers and at least four gunboats destroyed. I believe that this was an even greater victory than that of Hamburg.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
[Comm ID: Lieutenant Henry Murphy ]
[Target ID: Fight Corps ]
[Subject: Report; "Operation Stir beehive" ]
G'day to whoever gets the boring job of reading these,
I'd like to first start off with that I've finally gotten around to that strange Hispania memorial trip, and I'd have to say that was quite fun. Stirred up a bee hive while I was there, hence the name of the subject. Uploading the image now. I honestly thought that entire trip would prove rather boring. But I guess I learned that it was actually a bit in my ropes. Did I mention it was fun?
Moving from that, I'd like to say that on my way home, I encountered an Armed Forces Lieutenant, never got the chaps name as he quickly flew away, he didn't seem to enjoy playing Marco or Polo, it's probably because I found the lad. Eh, shortly after a Corsair gunboat jumped out behind us, us I mean the Mollys and myself, and we went to take care of the little bugger, who in return attempted to run, and sadly he didn't get far.
TO: All SCRA Assets COMM ID: Major Daemon Steele PRIORITY:MEDIUM SUBJECT: Omicron Theta Combat Report
[MESSAGE BEGINS]
Priviet.
I received a message from Comrade Rudys that he was under attack by an Outcast Tridente and Storta. Acting quickly, I mobilized the Trotsky and moved over to Theta. When I arrived, the two Outcasts were hot on Comrade Rudys tail. To complicate matters, a Brotherhood Osiris showed up. After downing the Cruiser, the Tridente moved over to the Freeport and began to taunt and hide behind the Freeport. I switched to Pulses to make sure that if I accidentally hit the Freeport that there would be no damage. Eventually an Omicroner Aquilon showed up and ordered both myself and the Outcast to leave the area. I moved away, however the Tridente remained. When the Aquilon stripped its shields, I launched a Light Mortar to take advantage of that. The Aquilon was a bit mad that I had fired, but eventually just told me to leave, which I did so as I didn't want to cause any problems with the Zoners at this point.
[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF9900]Low ENCRYPTION:High IDENTIFICATION:Robert Miller, Junior Lieutenant SOURCE:Zvezdny Gorodok, Omega-52 system SUBJECT:Reporting the battle of Omicron Gamma
[color=#FFFFFF]Good day Comrades. This shall be a short report for today, my twelfth report dated 29.11.818.
Today I rushed to Omicron Gamma to assist the Red Hessian Army, but found that when I arrived they were already pulling out. I was willing to assist in their exit strategy when I saw an artefact smuggler passing by, and decided to destroy it. Then the captain of this transport decided to fly into a sun corona to shake me off and leave me for a Titan which had arrived.
So I was fighting the Titan, when a Praetorian also arrived and engaged. A second Titan, a member of the Benitez, arrived but did not engage. So I decided to move the battle toward the asteroid field surrounding the Omega-41 jump hole, to use the rocks to my advantage and if needed to make a quick escape.
Fortunately the latter option was not necessary. I was able to destroy the Titan and Praetorian then exit to Omega-41 before the Benitez ship could respond.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
New potential weapons against the Corsairs in Omicron Gamma have been tested, results here:
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I've been working on the railroad
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: All the live-long day
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Oh I've been working on the railroad
Hierro.Martillo: Since when did we get a railroad?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Just to pass the time awaaaaay!
Wormkid: Rails in space?
Hierro.Martillo: Seems illogical
Wormkid: What they won't think of next
Hierro.Martillo: *laughs*
Wormkid: Soon we'll have a home on the range out here
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Don't you hear the whistle blowing?
Beltran.De.Soto: i think he misses one rail.in his head
Hierro.Martillo: *Listens* Ummm, no.
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Rise up so early in the morn'
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Don't you hear the Captain shouting?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah, blow your horn!
Wormkid: He's a few cars short of a frieght train
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow your horn?
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Dinah won't you blow your horn?
Beltran.De.Soto: i will blow your head off
Hierro.Martillo: That sounds like fun
Hierro.Martillo: Then we can eat it!
Hierro.Martillo: *Laughs sarcastically*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Wormkid: use it as a bowl for jell-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen I know
Beltran.De.Soto: uf!nothing beats crispy head for dinner!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Hierro.Martillo: AHH!! He's off Key!!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Strummin' on the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: Please don't start playing a banjo
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Singin' fe fie, fiddly-i-o
HAF-C-Evolution: hola hermanos
Wormkid: zero gravity banjo playing is dangerous,and sounds terrible
Hierro.Martillo: My ears! My ears!!
Beltran.De.Soto: hola hermano!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Fe, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Fe, fie, fiddly-i-o
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Strummin' on the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: Someone get over there and end this torture!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's makin' love to DInah
Beltran.De.Soto: this is completly new SCRA tactic!they will kill us with their antiartistic performance!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's making love I know
Hierro.Martillo: This beats anything we do to enemies.
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone's making love to dinah
Hierro.Martillo: Ehhh....
Wormkid: Dinah must die
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: 'Cause I can't hear the ol' banjo
Hierro.Martillo: *screams* NOOO!!!
Hierro.Martillo: Make it stop!!
Beltran.De.Soto: my ears are bleeding...
HAF-C-Evolution: looking for them
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Ladies and cannibals, my name is Stacy Winters, and that was my performance of "I've been working on the railroad"
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Thank you and good night
Hierro.Martillo: It was too long, very bad, and hurt my ears.
Wormkid: how can i have a good night after that?
Beltran.De.Soto: dios mios finaly it is over
HAF-C-Evolution: the fat lady will sing for last
Hierro.Martillo: *laughs*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Encore I hear?
Werss[TBH]: i wonder to? *zzzzzzz*
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: Someone wants an encore?
Hierro.Martillo: NOO!! GOD NO!!
La.Nalbina: hahahah
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: OOOOOh
Beltran.De.Soto: hehehe!no one can beat Werss!
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY
Hierro.Martillo: That's it!!! I'm finding you@@
Wormkid: Encores arent appreciated around here.
Beltran.De.Soto: he will sleep no matter what
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE-
SCRA|Stacy.Winters: TIme to leave
Werss[TBH]: *zzzzzzzzzz*
Hierro.Martillo: ANyone find them yet?
As you can see, these methods could be of some use in torture or rehabilitation.
The speakers produce only static... This continue for a while until the channel clears up and an electronic voice which carries a pure Bretonian accent is heard.
Good day, gentlemen.
I would like to inform you that in the heat of battle I decided to place a rather ingenious little device upon the hull of one Mr. Steele, and it is through it I am speaking to you.
Now, you might wonder why I went through all this trouble? It's simple, really. I would just like to inform you that your comrades were unable to finish what they started and went home to bang out the dents in their hull with a rubber mallet or however the hell you simians repair the damages made to your ships every single time you stick your nose outside of your putrescent little rabbit hole.
*an electronic sigh is heard*
But I guess you will peek outwards again and never learn from the lesson taught in Sol. Heh. Now, one might claim that it is human to wage war, and if that is what you wish then I will be more than happy to oblige your desires... just be sure that you have what it takes to remain in one piece at the end of the day.
I'll be sure to stay in touch... das vedanya, or however the bloody hell you say it.
Only static is heard for the next couple of moments before the device shuts down completely.
Disclaimer: I am posting this because I am a twat and- naaaah, I actually got permission to do it.
TO: All SCRA Assets COMM ID: Major Daemon Steele PRIORITY:MEDIUM SUBJECT: Slander!
[MESSAGE BEGINS]
Comrades!
Do not feel demoralized by this slander. The Coalition remains strong. Do not forget our victories against the Outcast Capital Swarms. Do not forget our domination of Rheinland. Do not forget how we purged Gamma. What this slander fails to mention are the odds stacked against us and how we were already battle weary from a previous fight. Indeed, it's amusing to note that after we withdrew, the Outcasts fled from the Corsairs. Hypocrites? Without a doubt. We, the glorious Coalition fight on our terms, never theirs. Remember that.
For the Revolution, For the People, For the Party, For the Premier. Alone we are strong, together we are invincible.
The Trotsky dock'd on Mykulaiv. The Cruiser had a Big Hole in it. Petko Run out from the Cruiser limping on one of his legs and blood coming out of his head. That would suggest a strong head hitting by a heavy object. He runs and screams all over the place saying " THE ALLIANCE IS COMING" he took a seat at the nearest comm station.
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Petko.Dimitrov
LOCATION: Mukayev Reaserch Station
TARGET ID: Coalition High Command
Comrade I come to you today with grave news wile I was on cruiser training the Trotsky was attacked by Zoners in the Baffin system. I...I... can't believe this Those backstabbing Alliance ****. Before the Trotsky entered the Baffin system it was intercepted by two [TAZ] ships fighter and a Bomber. They welcomed us as any Zoner, they ask'd what was our purpose to visit Baffin. All was fine until we reached Sashta the Station open Fire on us. And Punch d a Hole in to the Trotsky. Losing 20 people. We Imidietly Withdraw from the station and left the system. We move'd fast threw the systems and I seted course for Gran Canaria. But What do you expect we were attacked there. And they killed another 50 people. We barley broke off from Canaria Trap and move to the Omega-50 system. Were we were intercepted buy a [TAZ] cruiser deep space explorer. I dint saw what equipment was it weiring but i guess it was abut to finish the Trotsky off. Before we jumped. The Alliance has been recreated comrades the time for the great war is upon us again. This time there wont be any sleeper ships to save them.
A man walks behind Petko and give's him a shot of sedative Petko pass is out and the man sit's on the screen
INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Instructor Colonel Igor. Ibrishimov
LOCATION: Mukayev Reaserch Station
TARGET ID: Coalition High Command
I am terribly sorry for Captain Dimitrov Behavior he took a hit from a bridge chair he will be take to Medical now comrades. All that Dimitrov said is true except the part were the Alliance is recreated and the [TAZ] Cruiser is abut to attack the Trotsky. It was trying to give it apologies to us but we were all trying to save the Trotsky that we dint notice it and comms were quite damaged. So I will ask the premier to take it easy on the [TAZ] they were as shocked as we were. I am Uploading the back box data.
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*incoming transmission*
Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: SCRA Leadership
RE: Shasta Incident
I have received word that one of your ships came under fire buy the automated defenses of Shasta Orbital. I am reviewing logs to see what happened. For this incident, I apologize on behalf of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners and will make restitution as required.
If it was a transponder frequency failure, I will give you the proper coding to prevent this from happening again.
ENCRYPTION:[color=#33FF33]Medium. SOURCE:Omega 52 system. Submitter:Junior Lieutenant Sean Lee, Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army Recipient:Coalition High Command
This is Sean Lee reporting in for an incident that happened earlier.
Comrade Steele, comrade Auguste, and myself met up for a patrol of the Omega 41 system. We formed a fighter patrolled and made a route towards Omega 41. But en route to 41 we intercepted a Jokers Thug. After having a interesting talk, the Thug decided to 'dance' with us. Bad mistake for him.
We engaged the fighter and damaged him significantly until comrade Steele wanted the honour to face him one on one, while we stood guard a corsair showed up. While we were standing guard, 3 Outcast 101st showed up to the fray. We were sitting here drinking Vodka, and the Oucasts decided to crash the party, I had to stop the itch of pulling the trigger. But after a barrage of trashtalking those cowardly fools shot at Auguste without a word and while Auguste was sitting still. We quickly powered up our weapons and engaged the dirtbags. Comrade Steele quickly finished off the Thug and made the order to retreat. We did heavy damage to one of the Outcast Corsair-traitor while we covered each other escapes.
All in all, it was a victory for us, as the corsair cowards attacked right after we damaged the outcast and made the tactical retreat.
1 loss to the Thug 'Jokes', heavy damage to an outcast, and no losses for the children of the Revolution!
For the Coalition!