Today me and my fellow captains of the Angry Cannon and Crucero de listones took a scrap trip over to Alpha. After i filled up their transports we got on our way. We decided to take the route trough Coronado and the Taus. We concluded that it would be best to not use any lanes or gates to avoid any lawful prying eyes.
It was actually a quite uneventful trip since it took place in open space we didn't have any problems reaching our destination Omicron Alpha and Valletta Shipyard. Our combined haul over there was 10 750 units of Premium Scrap! The dealer at the Shipyard was most pleased and payed top credits for our load.
And since we did such a splendid job avoiding the lawful's on our way there we decided to pick up 10 750 units of Cardimine and then we set off for our return trip. When we reached the Tau-37 system we got reports of IMG activity on our route into Tau-23 so we sent out a message to all Marauders and allied vessels alike. We manage to get one Outcast and Marauder Cookie Monster as escorts trough Tau-23. Our Outcast friend took his leave and covered us as we made our way into Tau-29.
Cookie Monster kept going with us and PoPo met up with us in Tau-29 and they escorted us trough the rest of the way. We took extra precautions to avoid lawful's and made it all the way to Beaumont without a scratch and 10 750 fresh units of Cardimine.
Signed,
Dwight Novak, captain of the Salvager Rusty Nail.
Target ID: Marauders HQ
Subject: Gallics are a pain in the...
*Takes a really long toke*
Oh hey ya'll -
So, I was flyin' around in the Tau-23 system. Just chillin', smokin', hangin' out. Nothing much really. Had on some classic tunes. Seriously, you ever just sit back in your cockpit, lean back while putting the ship on cruise, and just get into the music while makin' a hot box outta your cockpit? It's... magical man. It's so nice.
*Takes another really long toke*
But yeah, anyway. Was flyin' around when I got a small frequency burst from a Junker ship in the area. Seems he was under attack by some damn Gallics. Yeah, those guys again. I mean, they can't just leave well enough alone can they? Hell, I even offered to toke it up with them! What do I get? Nothin'. No response. How can you be that rude, I mean c'mon. Don't even acknowledge me when I'm offerin' you some of my fine green?
So I shot him.
*Takes another toke and uploads image and chat logs*
[28.07.2014 21:39:24] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Heard someone's shootin' a Junker! *Takes long toke*
[28.07.2014 21:39:38] IMG|Corvette-Delta-2: Tess: Is this true?
[28.07.2014 21:39:47] VenturePrize: that so, eh?
[28.07.2014 21:41:27] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Hmm. Seems ya got this handled boys. Right? *Takes toke*
[28.07.2014 21:41:45] IMG|Corvette-Delta-2: Tess: Marauder... You an' I gon' Have probl'ms?
[28.07.2014 21:42:17] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Eh? Oh. Umm. Don't forget your towel!
[28.07.2014 21:42:34] IMG|Corvette-Delta-2: Tess: Er... wot
[28.07.2014 21:42:37] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Falling back to Java now.
[28.07.2014 21:42:41] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Ya'll wanna get high?
[28.07.2014 21:42:49] VenturePrize: whatcha got?
[28.07.2014 21:43:17] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Got some goooood stuff
[28.07.2014 21:43:26] IMG|Corvette-Delta-2: Tess: Thinkin' I'm good...
[28.07.2014 21:43:36] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: help!
[28.07.2014 21:43:41] VenturePrize: heh...propaganda and peoples...by the looks of it. Can't get too high off that
[28.07.2014 21:44:16] VenturePrize: Did I ever go to mentioning my dislike for Frenchmen?
[28.07.2014 21:44:33] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Another Gallic? Maaaaan. Ya'll got some good Gallic Synth Weed?
[28.07.2014 21:44:40] [UC]-Demolir.1: Not so fast
[28.07.2014 21:45:10] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Rattlehead, ya need some help with these aggressors?
[28.07.2014 21:45:23] .:j:.Rattlehead: Eric: Aye sure
[28.07.2014 21:45:39] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: *Takes long toke* Roger that. Damn Gallics shootin' my friend
[28.07.2014 21:46:54] VenturePrize: this is cute. former frenchmen fighting current frenchmen....
[28.07.2014 21:47:39] Death: .:j:.Rattlehead was put out of action by [UC]-Demolir.1 (Gun).
[28.07.2014 21:49:35] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Gauls... greeeat...
[28.07.2014 21:50:23] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Junkers. You need a hand here?
[28.07.2014 21:51:08] Mankini: G'day
[28.07.2014 21:51:26] VenturePrize: hello there, Freelancer
[28.07.2014 21:51:38] Mankini: seems you lot having fun
[28.07.2014 21:51:44] Mankini: have a great day
[28.07.2014 21:51:52] VenturePrize: oh, I'm just waiting to pick the bones
[28.07.2014 21:52:46] Death: [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere. was put out of action by JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R] (Gun).
[28.07.2014 21:52:53] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Ejecting!
[28.07.2014 21:54:01] Mankini: too dangerous around here for me
[28.07.2014 21:54:35] ERR PM sender not available
[28.07.2014 21:55:20] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: *Takes long toke* Good job Junkers. May have lost a fine ship, but... I ain't gonna let some Gallic shoot one of us
[28.07.2014 21:56:03] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Well fought... Good to see the fighting spirit of our allies remains strong.
[28.07.2014 21:56:20] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Hah. Figures you Sirian Junkers would ally with scum like the Maltese.
[28.07.2014 21:56:23] [UC]-Demolir.1: *laughs* Fine ship? That bucket of bolts? I'd hate to see what you'd call a poor ship
[28.07.2014 21:56:35] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Only confirms what we already knew about you types.
[28.07.2014 21:56:46] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Maltese? I didn't ally with them. I mean, I have before... I mean, what?
[28.07.2014 21:56:47] VenturePrize: here..I've got a fine ship to show you, Frenchy
[28.07.2014 21:57:24] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: *Takes a toke* And I'll have you know, the Salvager vessel is a sexxxxy beast. Many a girls have. Well. Yeah
[28.07.2014 21:57:25] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Plenty enough of our 'fine ships' for you to see amigo. Come take a long... hard... look.
[28.07.2014 21:57:38] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Pfft. I've seen finer ships built by children!
[28.07.2014 21:57:56] VenturePrize: because child labor is common in Gallia....
[28.07.2014 21:57:59] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Funny, your mom thought it was a great ship when I showed it to her the other day. *Takes toke*
[28.07.2014 21:58:11] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Gallic vessels: All style, but the instant you start shootin' 'em, they fall apart.
[28.07.2014 21:58:15] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Oh, we'll see plenty of your ships through our gunsights another day, sniffer.
[28.07.2014 21:58:27] [UC]-Demolir.1: Ooh, childish insults. I'm so /wounded/, Antoine
[28.07.2014 21:58:30] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: But today, you lost material you'll never regain, and that's a win for us.
[28.07.2014 21:58:36] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Sniffer? I don't sniff the orange. I sniff the greeeeen baby!
[28.07.2014 21:58:45] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: And I'll see plenty of yours falling apart amigo. Just you wait. The Cross knows you now.
[28.07.2014 21:58:48] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Ya'll wanna get high?
[28.07.2014 21:58:50] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: One, when one is born in ignorance, it's all one can fathom.
[28.07.2014 21:59:15] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Sounds like ya'll need to get high.
[28.07.2014 21:59:16] [UC]-Demolir.1: True. I'd almost feel pity for them ... then remember the cash we made tonight
[28.07.2014 21:59:26] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: So uptight and what not
[28.07.2014 21:59:30] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: I'll have a beer I think.
[28.07.2014 21:59:35] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: *grins at his own joke*
[28.07.2014 21:59:43] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Beer is good. But with some green? Mmmmm
[28.07.2014 21:59:43] [UC]-Demolir.1: Same! Your drink is on me, my friend
[28.07.2014 21:59:49] [UC]-Antoine.La'Biere.: Adieu, target!
[28.07.2014 21:59:58] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Ooo, can I grab some beer too? *Takes toke*
[28.07.2014 22:00:01] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: *yawning* I'll feel threatened by you types when you send more than a few tiny vessels at us.
[28.07.2014 22:00:02] [UC]-Demolir.1: So long, Junker filth
[28.07.2014 22:00:14] |+|-MNS-Comino: Erika: Ah, another congressman...
[28.07.2014 22:00:34] JM|-Sweet.Tooth-[R]: Jake: Woah woah, not so fast! I want some beer with ya Gallics. See I can out drink ya like I out shot ya!
Hiya there, I was in Tau 23 as usual, pokin me nose where it shouldn't be, when I spot a Universal Shipping transport full o' Niobium Ore. I... ask politely for him to give me some cash for some Rheinbier, Gin and windscreen washer fluid. Long story short, I get myself a load of Niobium Ore instead, then sell it for a nice wedge. I've dried out the Stuttgart Breweries of their monthly output with that! Here is some evidence, if you want to be entertained beyond belief (/sarcasm). 123
As soon as transmission begins there is nothing to be seen, but sounds of movement can be heard at the background. Marcus wasn't ready for the transmission yet, but he turned it on anyways and went to pick up his bottle of wine. As soon as he reaches the comm camera he puts the bottle on a table nearby and sits down on his couch with a fine glass of gallic wine, he lets out a huge sigh, looks at the camera and gives a subtle smile.
To Marauder HC, subject Profit!!!
Hey guys, just arrived Chateau-Gontier, you won't believe the hell of a trip I made. Of course I knew how to... like... its my homeworld, how wouldn't I. But the incompetency of my crew in the bridge is far too much from bearable. I don't know what to do with these guys anymore. Can you believe they went straight to the mine field on Omicron 80? I didn't notice until blasts woke me up, I freaked out and thought we were under heavy fire! but when I got to the bridge the navigational chief have just arrived and the pilot were taking a bathroom break. Aparently they thought the trip was too far and they would have time to take a one minute break. But no, farther was their trip to the bathroom and dinnin area.
Geez, I ended up loosing all my weaponry, shield generator and external auxiliary thruster. Luckily yours truly took command effective inmediately and got the ship with barely 89% of the hull damaged! like totally, we nearly died. We had to move to a nearby outcast base for repairs. 12,000,000sc costed me those repairs.. geez, loss of income there, they don't know how painful it is to loose a small dime now twelve million credits? *he sighs and holds his face with his left hand then stops and takes a sip of his cup* I just can't anymore with these guys, I had to buy new equipment and weaponry.
But enough complaining. *he lays down in the couch and start talking after taking a long sip from his cup*
But you guys know? screw it, that was a lot of fun, I usually sit down on my area to drink smoke have fun with girls or whatever, while my crew pilot my ship to its destination... then I deal with the money in the end.
But this time, it was a lot more fun than before. This time I was commanding my ship which I don't usually do, and it ended up being a whole new adventure.
First after taking cardamine in Malta we headed to Lyonais from Omicron 80, and the mines accident happened, next when we arrived to Galia, this idiots headed straight to the mine field awaiting us at the exit of the jumphole. Then on our way to Burgundy we encountered a Valor, we nearly died *he laughs* but yours trully didn't let the Jeanne d'arc fall that easily! my baby is strong. Then it was a looooong loooong trip to Maine, so I visited some of my old mates at the Galic Junkers station, they gave me nice goods and nice discounts. And also brought some girls with me, Dalila, and Lilith, don't worry, I'll give them back after having fun. And finally arrived to Chateau-Gontier and off-loaded the cargo. Made up for the repairs done, so I didn't make much profit today *he lets out a huge sigh* maybe next time.
Hope you guys don't mind me but I am taking a nap here, I'll go back to the Omicrons once I have rested enough, today was a long day in space, if thats even a day... and my wine ran out half way through, so it was tiring and un-amusing. And sadly I didn't bring my camera, so I forgot to take some pictures with me.
Also, remind me to go to planet Denver and Los Angeles to buy luxury stuff... my room area needs a new change, like pelts and new lightning.