Today, SiN Tech stock, once trading at 35.57 a share, has now risen up to 60.89 credits a share! And that's after SiN Tech split them, so that they doubled the number of shares in circulation! SiN Tech has, litteraly over-night, almost doubled it's worth.
This is all thanks to the new drug produced soley by SIN Tech called "Vanity." The drug slows down, and can even reverse the aging process, allowing people to retain their looks for as long as they can.
But Vanity isn't the only reason. Several other drugs have been produced, such as Hardfire (a drug that gives the nervus system a boost, allowing much faster reflexes), Snapcoke (A white powder that is inhaled, giving the user a boost in muscle power and endurance for some time. Can also be used with standard inhalers), and Mentats (Increases the rate at which nerve synapsies fire, essentially bosting brain power).
Actual exerts from these new wonder-drugs are available here;
Vanity
Want to look as young as you did when you were 30? How about when you were 25? From the leading name in bio-technology, comes Vanity! We promise that if you don't look young again within a week, you'll get a full refund!
Vainty, one SiN you can trust. Warning:side affects may include fatique, head-ache, heart-problems, or mutations. If you experience any side-affects besides mutations, please contact your local doctor. If you begin to feel that you are mutating, please contact your local SiN Tech distribution center. SiN Tech is not responcible for any mutations or damage caused by said mutations.
Hardfire
Need to kick your fighting skills up a notch? Bam! Try the new SiN Tech Hardfire! Guarantied to boost your reflexes for that extra edge you need!
Hardfire; Feel the fire in your veins. Feel the world slow down. Warning: extended use or over-dose of this drug has caused nerve damage or even death in testing. Please use correct dosage, and do not exceed using more then one injection every 12 hours. SiN Tech is not responcible for mis-use of this drug.
Snapcoke
Really need to snap the compettition in half? Take a bit of Snapcoke, and we promise that your muscles, and endurance, will increase by at least double!
Snapcoke, to snap anyone in your way! Warning: extended use or over-dose of this drug has casued muscle damage or death in testing. Please use correct dosage, and do not exceed using more then one dose every 12 hours. SiN Tech is not responcible for mis-use of this drug.
Mentats
Need some extra brain power? Mentats is proven to increase your thinking ability by at least 50%! Mentats works by increasing the speed of synapse fire in the brain, allowing you to think faster, and even better!
Mentats, boost your brain! Warning: extended use or over-dose has caused mutations or death in testing. If you feel you have been mutated, please contact your local SiN Tech distribution center. SiN Tech is not responcible for mis-use of this drug, nor is SiN Tech responcible for mutations or damage caused by said mutations.
For the drink, we have entertained the idea of making some sort of beverage... Soda or otherwise. You're name suggestion will be brought up at the next bord meeting.
As for the butt question... Yes, actually.
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Can we come to some arrangement concerning bulk discount buying for our members.
Quite a few will benefit from most of your products. I suspect any mutations caused by
use will be an improvement on their current situation.
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Thank you for your prompt reply. As soon as the office has a clean and tidy, and I find
the order books again, I will be despatching a list of our needs. Cash Ok?
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