Sender: Jules Baudelaire Recipient: La Marine Royal Gauloise Catégorie: 1ère Catégorie
Bonjour,
Today I have received a call from Maitre de Vaisseau Honore Dumas of the 5G from within the New London System. Apparently, a peasant was caught transporting valuable cargo through the system and ran into his arms. Moving the Oiseau.Chanteur to the given location swiftly and safely, the peasant happily provided us with their cargo. We got escorted back to Languedoc by the kind Monsieur of the 5G, and then flew the rest of the way alone. Our friends of IDF-Shipping should be thankful for the valuable cargo that we have basically gifted them!
That would be all for now.
Sincèrement
Marine Royal Gauloise, Sous-Lieutenant
[19.11.2018 19:11:06] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Bonsoir!
[19.11.2018 19:11:19] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Oh, bonsoir mon ami! It's taken you some time.
[19.11.2018 19:11:45] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: This one's long and slow, Monsieur. I'm afraid I couldn't have made it any faster.
[19.11.2018 19:12:03] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Zhis is Maitre de Vaisseau Honore Dumas 'ere, if you 'aven't recognized zhe voice.
[19.11.2018 19:12:15] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: *shrugs*
[19.11.2018 19:12:30] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Oui..Oui, Madmoiselle !
[19.11.2018 19:13:09] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Oi..
[19.11.2018 19:13:20] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: K We'll watch ze show, Monsieur.
[19.11.2018 19:13:26] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Stop!
[19.11.2018 19:13:39] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Tres bien. Merci.
[19.11.2018 19:13:39] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Ze Madmoiselle seems to be mad, apparently.
[19.11.2018 19:13:50] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: You were a naughty boy, monsieur capitaine.
[19.11.2018 19:14:03] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Zhat is why we will demand all cargo zhat can fit inside zhe Oiseau.
[19.11.2018 19:14:06] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: All.
[19.11.2018 19:14:14] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: All sounds cruel!
[19.11.2018 19:14:15] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Surrender it, and you live, and get to keep zhe rest.
[19.11.2018 19:14:24] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Let's do 4205 Of 'em, Madmoiselle?
[19.11.2018 19:14:35] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Fail at zhat, and we desroy your ship, steal all your cargo, and maybe kill you. If you are lucky.
[19.11.2018 19:14:55] [*USI*]Aurora[L-E]: ok
[19.11.2018 19:15:07] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: We expect it in ze next few seconds!
[19.11.2018 19:15:13] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: 10, to be precise.
[19.11.2018 19:15:29] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Tell me if zhe capitaine 'asn't innitiated zhe transfeur.
[19.11.2018 19:15:35] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Nothing.
[19.11.2018 19:15:40] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Ah now.
[19.11.2018 19:15:49] [*USI*]Aurora[L-E]: how much?
[19.11.2018 19:15:55] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: All zhat can fit.
[19.11.2018 19:15:56] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: 4205.
[19.11.2018 19:16:12] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: About 4200 units.
[19.11.2018 19:16:26] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Tres bien!
[19.11.2018 19:16:30] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Now you can go.
[19.11.2018 19:16:36] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: I will escort you, Oiseau.
[19.11.2018 19:16:41] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Tres bien.
[19.11.2018 19:17:50] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Nice find, Madmoiselle.
[19.11.2018 19:17:58] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Madmoiselle!?
[19.11.2018 19:18:04] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Oo do you call a madmoiselle!?
[19.11.2018 19:18:28] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: You said earlier.. Oh forget it.
[19.11.2018 19:18:48] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Mon Dieu! I indeed am a poete, but is my voice ZHAT 'igh pitched!?
[19.11.2018 19:19:05] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: *He laughs* Non non! Maybe if you would scream, Monsieur..
[19.11.2018 19:19:28] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Not even a Sirian 'as managed to insult me like zhis...
[19.11.2018 19:19:39] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Gauls indeed are a mighty race. We don't even try, and we insult.
[19.11.2018 19:19:46] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Monsieur, you just compared me to a Sirian.
[19.11.2018 19:19:53] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: And I insulted you?
[19.11.2018 19:19:58] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: We're even then!
[19.11.2018 19:20:04] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Tres bien
[19.11.2018 19:20:56] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Nous amis from IDF-Shipping will thank us for zis.
[19.11.2018 19:22:21] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Zis place is extremly ugly.
[19.11.2018 19:22:26] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: A shame for our culture.
[19.11.2018 19:22:45] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Maybe we'll just drop some Bretonniens to work 'ere for cheap.
[19.11.2018 19:23:11] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Are they capable of working?
[19.11.2018 19:23:27] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Or Libertoniens? Bretonniens don't eat enough. But I've seen enough of fat Libertoniens.
[19.11.2018 19:23:40] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Oh my..
[19.11.2018 19:23:52] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Fat Libertonians..
[19.11.2018 19:24:07] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Donuts, I assume?
[19.11.2018 19:24:16] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Too much of it.
[19.11.2018 19:24:39] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Ze Libertonians are all peasants.
[19.11.2018 19:24:58] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Oui, zhey don't even 'ave nobilitee.
[19.11.2018 19:25:05] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: I would like to become a noble one day...
[19.11.2018 19:25:11] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Maybe if I kill enough of zhem.
[19.11.2018 19:25:11] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Monsieur!
[19.11.2018 19:25:35] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: If you kill enough of zhem then maybe you will get zeir donuts.
[19.11.2018 19:25:43] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: And nobilitee.
[19.11.2018 19:25:50] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: And zhen I will get to be a fat noble.
[19.11.2018 19:25:52] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Je ne sais pas.
[19.11.2018 19:26:24] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Look! La triumphe shooting ze imbeciles.
[19.11.2018 19:26:30] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Ah, always good to see les soldats at work!
[19.11.2018 19:27:03] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Eat that, Bretonians!
[19.11.2018 19:27:43] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Ze tube rammed our glorious shippe!
[19.11.2018 19:28:09] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Let zhem be. Just zhe IMG. Zhey are like... poultry. Cattle, or somesing like zhat. And zhey belong to us.
[19.11.2018 19:28:24] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: I see.. Filth!
[19.11.2018 19:29:04] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Aaaah! Home soon, Monsieur.
[19.11.2018 19:29:16] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: I like seeing 'orrizontal lanes.
[19.11.2018 19:29:28] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Ze real lanes.
[19.11.2018 19:30:25] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Free gold is always ze best ore.
[19.11.2018 19:30:30] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: I will 'ave to retourne zhe ship to zhe front now.
[19.11.2018 19:30:37] MRG|TL-Le_Bateau_Ivre: Dumas: Au revoir, et bonne chance!
[19.11.2018 19:30:48] MRG|TL-Oiseau.Chanteur: J: Tres bien. Thank you for your assistance, and au revoir.
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