COMM ID: LT HEINLEN, Lyndsi TARGET ID:Above Imbeciles SUBJECT:Application to the Navy ENCRYPTION:High PRIORITY:HIGH
Applicants,
Aforementioned Imbeciles, due to a shocking ability to use the provided templates and clearly missing the giant red "COALITION" door that is not at all the door to the janitorial office, you are both Denied. There is a mandatory two month waiting period to re-apply, and next time I hear the word "premier" I better be hearing it's the premiere of the new movie based on the life of Admiral Jones. I hear he even guest starred.
Lieutenant Lyndsi Heinlen
Secretary, Admiral Natalie Reaser
Liberty Navy First Fleet
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