Incoming Transmission Liberty Navy
First Fleet Recruitment Board
Admiral Daniel Redding
Applicants:
Dear applicants,
Mr. Gathu, your application requires further consideration. We have some additional questions about your application. We would like to know if you have a last name or if your name is a mononym for cultural reasons and if so, we would like to hear an explanation. Please provide us with one at your earliest opportunity. EDIT: Upon futher consideration, we have noticed your date of birth is 816 A.S. making you 11 years old. Your application has been rejected as you are underaged for military service.
Mr. Pryde, Your application says you were born in 820 A.S., which means you're 7 years old. We do not recruit children to be soldiers. Your application has been rejected.
Mr. Jink, your application has been rejected. The Liberty Navy does not recruit child soldiers, so it is impossible for you to have been accepted into West Point academy at the age of 7.
Mr. Palo Alto, as mentioned your application has been rejected. We do not hire child soldiers, which is what I assume you, are based on that grammar. Please go to school, graduate and re-apply when you are legally an adult at the age of 18.
Mr. Paul Galow, I'm repeating myself at this point. Richmond Military Academy does not train child soldiers therefore it is impossible you joined the academy at the age of 9. Your application has been rejected.
Mr. Mark Reaser, your application has been accepted. However, I hope you understand that you share a last name with one of our admirals. This means you will be held to a higher standard than your colleagues because we cannot have any instance of nepotism compromise our Navy. I hope you are up for the challenge.
With regards,
Daniel Redding,
VADM, 1FLT
Liberty Navy
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