(01-19-2018, 02:39 PM)Sombra Hookier Wrote: you won't get a Dunkirk-shaped birthday cake
I told that fat bastard he will get no cake, but he said they must keel u cuz reasons!
Then his trigger-happy mother forced me to make him a cake anyway. I'll decorate it with a hanging rope, just to squeeze at least a drop of satisfaction from all that.
I made a kid to keel him in a space shooter, but now I make cakes all day instead. Happy birthday.