Incoming Transmission
Comm ID: Frederick Belz, Inspektor der Polizei of the RFP
RE: A horrible threat to us all
Message Reads:
This is a message directed at all four Sirius houses. We have just encountered a threat so terrifying and powerful that i'm not sure if all of us combined can stop it.
This threat appeared infront of Planet New Berlin, emitting a strange energy reading. After attempts to make contact with the unknown ship, it did something so terrifying that i was horrified of the sight. It moved out, and destroyed a Rheinland Battleship in seconds. It targetted an entire Rheinland Battleship Patrol and destroyed them without a single dent to it's shield. At this point all forces around Planet New Berlin engaged the ship, but we could do nothing to damage it's shield. It targetted the HQ and took it's shield down, and nothing more. The energy signal it emitted made my gun camera in-affective.
The HQ made several scans of the ship and found some imformation. It flew a Sabre Outcast Fighter, it's guns could destroy Battleships in seconds, and it's shield was more powerful then two battleship shields combined. The only clue we recieved out of it's identity was this lone word, *ADMIN*.
If these ships are seen, i suggest EXTREME caution to all houses, these are more dangerous then every pirate force combined.
Message Ending
Transmission Ending
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
:incoming transmission:
:opening priavate comms:
:comm ID: Inspektor der Polizei Viktor Heinz
yes
the military seems to have lost 3 of its best battleships and our Police HQ is highly damaged, what are they? we do not know but we picked up strange readings from what we thourght was coomm interfierance, but no it was them speaking, be careful, stay safe, stay alive.
We in the Liberty Police Department have dealt with this sort of situation in the past, and have developed a solution for it. We are posting it here for the purposes of information sharing with our lawful brothers:
Approach with caution, and have in your hold a nice Mocha and a FRESH cheese danish. Offer them to the ADMIN apparition. Once the offering is accepted, back away slowly.
Once the apparition has devoured these items, they are rather friendly.
Captain Hull O'Brian, LPI
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
My god, they've hacked our communications. For all we know they could see every patrol report ever made by anybody anywhere, see every message sent to people through private, even group comms.
We are in a state of emergency, this could possibly be a virus of some sort.
And what could this "Om nom nom" mean?
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Transmissions Ending
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
' Wrote:We in the Liberty Police Department have dealt with this sort of situation in the past, and have developed a solution for it. We are posting it here for the purposes of information sharing with our lawful brothers:
Approach with caution, and have in your hold a nice Mocha and a FRESH cheese danish. Offer them to the ADMIN apparition. Once the offering is accepted, back away slowly.
Once the apparition has devoured these items, they are rather friendly.
Captain Hull O'Brian, LPI
Comm ID: Frederick Belz
Message Reads:
Roger, i will instruct all of my pilots to use this procedure immediately.
Message Ending
Transmission Ending
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Sentinel has encountered such a craft, at the time, programming was manipulated momentarily. According to flight and comm logs Sentinel was conveying the following message: "All you base are belong to us!"
This was a temporary error and has been corrected. Error: *Your life as it has been when the ADMIN appears, is over*.
:incoming transmission:
:opening priavate comms:
:comm ID: Inspektor der Polizei Viktor Heinz
Nein! we only have pretzels! no danish! our supplies are running low!