:incoming transmission:
:opening priavate comms:
:comm ID: Inspektor der Polizei Viktor Heinz
Strudal, we have quite a few flavours...
Pair, Apple, Plain...
COMM ID: [Admin]JihadJoe
SUBJECT: Who's fault this is.
You started this by calling my ship a flying farm. Flying farms don't blow up battleships with a flick of the fingers. Flying farms arn't as dangerous as I am.
It's entirely your fault Rheinland! Especialy that Otto Gauss man. His fault especialy.
I have one of your men in my hold, plus a lot of fuel I confiscated and intend on drinking (The trick is to swallow it before it explodes).
If you want your man back I suggest you deliver the following to me.
30x Alien organisms.
2x Nomad blasters.
1x The head of Otto Gauss
1x The finest wines known to mankind.
These are my demands. If these are delivered to me by 9pm (gmt) tonight the attacks on your battleship patrols will end.
:incoming transmission:
:opening priavate comms:
:comm ID: Inspektor der Polizei Viktor Heinz
the reason i thourght it was a farm was due to a heck of alot of intercepted noises which resembled chickens the other day. and those demands are rediculas, we aint giving up that wine!
**Incoming Transmission
**CommID: Joshua Cooper, aboard the BPA)Loricate
Gentlemen,
seeing this grave situations in the other Houses, we at New Scotland Yard prepared a countermeasure.
Our constant supply of freshly boiled tea and crumpets aboard any ship in service is now backed up by the best Bretonian Breakfast Bacon and Eggs we have to offer. Our pilots are ordered to guard those with their lives.
Any encountered ADMINs will be approached with the Bacon and Eggs presented as a sign of peaceful coexistence. Soda may be offered as well.
So that's what it was all about. When I heard RFP officers shouting about a flying shooting farm I though they might have "misplaced" a confiscated shipment of synthetic marijuana.
incoming transmission:
:opening priavate comms:
:comm ID: Inspektor der Polizei Viktor Heinz
Yes, due to one of these hostle ships coming out with chicken noises. we presumed he had a farm onboard. but i must admit it did not go well. no these "admins owe us four battleships and one phantom. this was due to the fact that we did not have "the best wines" or "the head of otto klauss" there demands were rediculas, the flying farm has been sighted all over sirius, terrorising people, stay safe, stay alert, stay alive.