' Wrote:****INCOMMING TRANSMISSION (vicious, like a well aged stilton)****
COMM ID: [Admin]JihadJoe
I don't think you have understood me entirely.
I DEMAND the finest wines known to mankind, I want there here and I want them NOW!.
I shall be waiting.
Joe out.
****TRANSMISSION RIPPED FROM YOUR LUNGS LIKE A BALL OF BARBED WIRE****
LXS "Aerith" Captain Hakase:
You heard the entity! Get three cases of Pinot Grigo on the ship NOW! Takahata, get to the Manhattan Bar and Lounge and buy 2 cases of their best Merlot, I'll ask Benitez -san if he has some wine on hand. O'Riley, open one of those bottles and your hand will be our new hood ornament! Johnson whats that? White Zinfandel? Load it. Hold up Aldrige, that sake is mine! I don't care if it's the best... get them from the store room, thats my personal cashe! Wilson, take 3 others and take up some whiskey, The entity may like it!
A lone figure stood by the door of a darkened office
"You wished to see me?"
"Yes...It appears these...'Admin' creatures are getting a bit peckish. I want you to take them a few cases of Cardamine. My own private selection."
"Consider it done."
The figure melted into the shadows and was seen no more.
Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.
Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.
New Transmission Comm ID:Tiberius Walker Source:CLASSIFIED
Attention House Militaries,
This is Department Director Tiberius Walker of the Liberty Security Force, we can hurt them.
At 19:00 Today the Assault-Carrier Contrition encountered what identified itself as an 'A.D.M.I.N.' over Newark Station.
Previous encounters with them did not go well, The LNS-Arizona and LNS-Retribution engaged and were destroyed by a large Battlestar-class vessel that dwarfed even the largest of Warships.
The Contrition immediately ordered its gun-men to open fire, several Antimatter blasts impacted the ships shielding, bringing it to half, the shielding recharged in the blink of an eye and the Carrier disappeared...
Give them hell.
-Tiberius
Transmission Terminated.
Tiberius Walker, putting flames out and being awesome since Apr 13 2008
[8/17/2008 5:56:46 PM] Aaron (Boss/Jurgen) says: Can't bring myself to say it... Looks like you get the LABC, I've seen what you can do in one
Walker (Albert Wint): I can has win? --- Epyon the Bored: You can haz win. --- [1:18:00 PM] Chris (Niezck) says: I love you <3
[5:55:53 PM] Raisu says: Walker pwned both Battleships(LNS-Texas LNS-Arizona) - [5:55:57 PM] Raisu says: in a cruiser Tiberius Walker, spreading mayhem, destruction, and Spamming Flood since Oct 22 2008
[9:08:25 AM] Gurjiv (Frozen) says: I hope someone gives you AIDs.
[7:15:17 PM] Dylan (Ximen) says: Walker... you have no idea how much fail you bring into this world...
[8:05:08 AM] Ross (SevereTrinity) says: Screw you for making me install FL again
[10:51IE AM] Epyon the Bored says: My god if I ever meet you I am going to strangle you. Tiberius Walker, being better then you since April 30, 2009 â¢
We will remember - We do not Forget - We do not Forgive
ADMIN ships, i have recieved a report that the Hessians have a massive stock pile of wine in there base in the Dresden system. I have also recieved a report that they have more in a system owned by them, known as Omega 54.
If you want your wine, i suggest you take it from these two locations.
Message Ending
Transmission Ending
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Be assured that the finest dishes of Bretonian cuisine are being shipped out to our Embassies and Consulates across Sirius in an effort to placate these potentially dangerous "Admin" vessels. The "best wine in Sirius" has in fact been located as a 775 A.S. Vintage red wine taken from the natural vinyards of Planet Gaia and pressed carefully on Planet Cambridge. It has been maturing for the past 40 years in a specially sealed vault on the Cambridge Research Station, and is now being shipped out amid heavy cap-ship escort to the Bretonian Embassy HMS-Britannia in New York. Upon the next sighting of an "Admin" ship in New York, the wine shall be presented in the hope that it sufficiently appeases the entity for it not to shoot anyone.
As for the head of Otto Klaus, I'm afraid that must lie with by the Rheinland Government.
Lord Canning, 9th Earl of Malmesbury
Foreign Secretary of Bretonia
BEGIN TRANSMISSION COMM ID: VICE ADMIRAL STEPHANIE MALAIGN OF THE LIBERTY NAVY
I think I should tell you, these beasts can be hurt.
One of their battlestar tagged vessels '[Admin]Kane' was almost destroyed by two of our dreadnoughts, and one carrier, we brought his shields to 10% before his two escorts, Raven's Claws, destroyed us.
My tip is to get as many battleships as you can and hope you have enough power to throw at them, they can be beaten, just not easily.