...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...Interruptor. Jimmy Bond.recognized...transmission.encrypted...
...uploading.data...
Greetings Professor and other Hackers. I am here to report several events that happened today.
The First of these was the finding of a Freelancer who ID themself as The.Reluctant.Strider. They were transporting cargo to the Red Hessians and were extorted for 1 million SC. Freelancer extortion
Last of these was the Ageira, Alan Pace. After a few difficulties they were extorted for 1.2 million SC and a bottle of Liberty Ale...which was then consumed...by me... Alan Pace's payment
And thus ends my report of a rather eventful and successful day.
...encryption.in.progress...hack.terminated...
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I SAID, IT MATTERS WHAT I MEANT!!!!