1. The Colonial Remnant, =CR=, has pompously embarked on a course of war with our allies the Mollys. All =CR= trade vessels are to be stopped, inspected, and only allowed to proceed after transmitting financial compensation to us for delivery to the Mollys' orphans who are suffering the loss of their parents after the Colonial Remnant's dastardly attacks. Any =CR= combat craft in the Dublin system are now high priorities for elimination. The Assassins are directed to mobilize against their aggression immediately. All .:UOG:. vessels requesting assistance against =CR= are to be given top priority.
2. All Lane Hackers should extend congratulations to Lane Hacker Le Chiffre. After months of valiant, persistent, and dedicated service, Le Chiffre is hereby promoted to the rank of Lane Hacker Director, making him second in command. His recent single-handed destruction of a Bretonian Battleship and Liberty Dreadnought have provided our interrogation specialists with 2 Fleet Commanders who are providing us with vital intelligence data about fleet dispositions.
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