I have again attempted to Manipulate a vessel, this time an ALG Golem. Unfortunately I was interrupted by a naval bomber, which I then sought to Humiliate. The pilot would not comply, thus forfeiting his life in pursuit of an early death, and ending only as testament to my Deadliness.
[02.06.2019 00:25:07] Glass: Hello there.
[02.06.2019 00:25:17] WastefulBurger: Hello...
[02.06.2019 00:36:53] Glass: Good day!
[02.06.2019 00:36:55] Glass: Please stop.
[02.06.2019 00:37:03] Glass: Thank you!
[02.06.2019 00:37:17] WastefulBurger: What do you want? A beer?
[02.06.2019 00:37:29] Glass: I'm not one for Rheinland's brews.
[02.06.2019 00:37:34] WastefulBurger: This is Liberty Ale
[02.06.2019 00:37:35] Glass: More of a spirits man.
[02.06.2019 00:37:48] WastefulBurger: I knew I should have hauled the Vodka...
[02.06.2019 00:38:06] Glass: I'd suggest an excellent distillery, but I suspect it's a bit out of your way.
[02.06.2019 00:38:20] Glass: All that aside, I only have some questions for you today, Rheinlander.
[02.06.2019 00:38:25] WastefulBurger: I travel just about anywhere, even the places I'm not supposed to go.
[02.06.2019 00:38:38] WastefulBurger: At one point, I carried every beverage known to man.
[02.06.2019 00:38:55] Glass: That's a considerable number of beverages.
[02.06.2019 00:38:58] WastefulBurger: Then I crashlanded. My insurance covered my ship, but not my drinks.
[02.06.2019 00:38:59] Glass: You must have many arms.
[02.06.2019 00:39:20] Glass: Should not have been drinking the cargo.
[02.06.2019 00:39:29] WastefulBurger: Honestly, I'm lucky they even covered my ships... Half of the drinks were being carried in my "cargo organ"
[02.06.2019 00:39:49] Glass: A sturdy organ to carry half the drinks known to man.
[02.06.2019 00:40:00] Glass: Disturbingly so...
[02.06.2019 00:40:02] WastefulBurger: I had...
[02.06.2019 00:40:05] WastefulBurger: Liberty Ale
[02.06.2019 00:40:08] WastefulBurger: Rheinbier
[02.06.2019 00:40:14] Glass: Enough of your interests, let's onto mine.
[02.06.2019 00:40:14] WastefulBurger: Gallic Wine
[02.06.2019 00:40:18] WastefulBurger: Rum
[02.06.2019 00:40:20] WastefulBurger: Whiskey
[02.06.2019 00:40:21] WastefulBurger: Vodka
[02.06.2019 00:40:25] WastefulBurger: Gin
[02.06.2019 00:40:28] Glass: You're hauling Ale, presumably from Manhattan, yes? Where to?
[02.06.2019 00:40:29] WastefulBurger: Sake
[02.06.2019 00:40:38] WastefulBurger: Even had Tea and Water
[02.06.2019 00:40:41] WastefulBurger: Well...
[02.06.2019 00:40:48] WastefulBurger: I was bringing this to Pueblo Station in Colorado
[02.06.2019 00:41:04] Glass: My, my.
[02.06.2019 00:41:17] WastefulBurger: Thought I could get them drunk enough to sell me a load of Magnetic Superconductors for less than they're worth
[02.06.2019 00:41:19] Glass: Is this a regular route for you?
[02.06.2019 00:41:39] Glass: An admirable plan. I wish you luck with it.
[02.06.2019 00:41:43] WastefulBurger: No, this will be my only time hauling these to there
[02.06.2019 00:41:55] Glass: How much does a unit of ale cost, these days?
[02.06.2019 00:41:59] WastefulBurger: Normally I haul Liberty Ale from my mouth to my stomach.
[02.06.2019 00:42:06] Glass: It's been a short while since I've been on Manhattan.
[02.06.2019 00:42:08] WastefulBurger: $199 per crate
[02.06.2019 00:42:17] Glass: And your expected sell at Pueblo?
[02.06.2019 00:42:34] Glass: I want to know nothing of your internal trade routes.
[02.06.2019 00:42:35] WastefulBurger: About $600-700
[02.06.2019 00:42:40] WastefulBurger: More if they drink some before they pay for it
[02.06.2019 00:42:44] Glass: Not the return, and not the forward journey.
[02.06.2019 00:43:00] Glass: And the gold I saw you hauling earlier...
[02.06.2019 00:43:07] Glass: Where did you acquire that?
[02.06.2019 00:43:17] WastefulBurger: I hauled that to Planet Denver. Turns out they only pay $250 for it these days.
[02.06.2019 00:43:28] WastefulBurger: I brought that all the way from Dublin. That's in Bretonia.
[02.06.2019 00:43:34] WastefulBurger: I wasn't exactly welcome there.
[02.06.2019 00:43:39] Glass: I'm fully aware of the location of Dublin.
[02.06.2019 00:43:56] Glass: Precisely where, and for how much did you acquire this gold?
[02.06.2019 00:44:12] WastefulBurger: Well, I wouldn't want to give that information out.
[02.06.2019 00:44:21] WastefulBurger: I'm not friendly with Bretonians. You do the math.
[02.06.2019 00:44:26] Glass: You'd been so cooperative until now.
[02.06.2019 00:44:29] Glass: I must insist.
[02.06.2019 00:44:47] Glass: Else I'll be sending you back to Rheinland in a bottle.
[02.06.2019 00:45:18] WastefulBurger: Alright, I'll tell you
[02.06.2019 00:45:21] WastefulBurger: But don't tell anyone else
[02.06.2019 00:45:27] WastefulBurger: The Mollies in Dublin
[02.06.2019 00:45:35] Glass: Your secrets are safe with me.
[02.06.2019 00:45:40] Glass: Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
[02.06.2019 00:45:48] Glass: You may go.
[02.06.2019 00:45:48] ths98: haut
[02.06.2019 00:45:53] Glass: Thank you for the chat, today.
[02.06.2019 00:45:56] WastefulBurger: Looks like you've got problems of your own. Have an ale.
[02.06.2019 00:46:05] Glass: Good day.
[02.06.2019 00:46:12] ths98: stop engines there
[02.06.2019 00:46:16] Glass: Thank you, Rheinlander. I appreciate it. Safe trip.
[02.06.2019 00:46:44] Glass: Hello there, officer.
[02.06.2019 00:46:48] ths98: stop your engines
[02.06.2019 00:46:50] Glass: What base did you crawl out of today?
[02.06.2019 00:47:07] Glass: I'm afraid my engine is the power source for my ship. Wouldn't be much sense turning that off.
[02.06.2019 00:47:14] ths98: what are you doin in my space
[02.06.2019 00:47:19] Glass: I'm already doing you the honour of staying here.
[02.06.2019 00:47:28] Glass: A question I could very much ask of you, officer.
[02.06.2019 00:47:30] ths98: haha realy?
[02.06.2019 00:48:04] Glass: I dare say Liberty has been my home longer than yours.
[02.06.2019 00:48:22] ths98: realy?
[02.06.2019 00:48:33] Glass: What base, officer? Are you with a patrol? Come to find me especially? What brought you here?
[02.06.2019 00:48:56] ths98: im patroling all liberty
[02.06.2019 00:49:01] ths98: find you here
[02.06.2019 00:49:13] Glass: My, that's a big patrol route. Where does your route start? Where does it end?
[02.06.2019 00:49:43] Glass: You can tell me officer, I won't tell anyone you said anything.
[02.06.2019 00:49:51] ths98: hacker your in restriicted route for your name and paper leave at once
[02.06.2019 00:50:15] Glass: That would really interfere with my day plans.
[02.06.2019 00:50:24] Glass: I'm afraid I can't do that.
[02.06.2019 00:50:39] ths98: i got eyes on you
[02.06.2019 00:50:49] Glass: I should hope so.
[02.06.2019 00:50:50] ths98: and my officers
[02.06.2019 00:51:07] ths98: leave at once this route or else
[02.06.2019 00:51:21] Glass: You know officer, I'm rather tempted to see what you try.
[02.06.2019 00:51:33] Glass: But precisely what does "or else" mean to you?
[02.06.2019 00:51:46] ths98: do you want your beautiful ship and your life hacker?
[02.06.2019 00:52:00] Glass: Not at all.
[02.06.2019 00:52:03] Glass: I want yours.
[02.06.2019 00:52:11] ths98: you got one more chance hacker
[02.06.2019 00:52:26] ths98: LEAVE AT ONCE OR I WILL OPENE FIR
[02.06.2019 00:52:33] Glass: Here's what will happen. You will attack me, I will righteously defend myself, and at the moment before you perish, I will
[02.06.2019 00:52:35] Glass: offer mercy.
[02.06.2019 00:52:47] Glass: I'm ready. Are you?
[02.06.2019 00:53:00] ths98: you know hacker im not giving second chances
[02.06.2019 00:53:21] Glass: I'm glad to know which of us is somehow kinder.
[02.06.2019 00:54:12] ths98: you got 10 secs to cruise your engines and get the hll out of here or i open fire instead
[02.06.2019 00:54:21] Glass: I'm so excited.
[02.06.2019 00:57:27] Glass: Surrender.
[02.06.2019 00:58:01] ths98: well
[02.06.2019 00:58:11] Glass: Surrender, officer, and you might live.
[02.06.2019 00:58:14] ths98: you have a good match there
[02.06.2019 00:58:47] ths98: where are you from boy?
[02.06.2019 00:58:57] Glass: You're not in a position to ask questions of me.
[02.06.2019 00:59:14] Glass: But you may know that you've been bested by the Lane Hacker known as Glass.
[02.06.2019 00:59:29] ths98: nothing its over...
[02.06.2019 00:59:36] Glass: Now, beg mercy, beg for your life, and admit the utter superiority of the Lane Hackers.
[02.06.2019 00:59:48] Glass: There will be no escape.
[02.06.2019 01:02:25] Glass: My mercy has limits.
[02.06.2019 01:02:39] Glass: Surrender.
[02.06.2019 01:02:49] ths98: o kthen
[02.06.2019 01:02:54] ths98: ok then
[02.06.2019 01:02:58] Glass: Again.
[02.06.2019 01:03:14] ths98: youre a good fighter
[02.06.2019 01:03:20] Glass: Beg for your life, admit the superiority of the Lane Hackers, or perish.
[02.06.2019 01:03:39] ths98: you know son i had years to battle like tis
[02.06.2019 01:04:06] Glass: I hope you're glad for your experience old man.
[02.06.2019 01:04:11] Glass: Now comply, or I'll end it for you.
[02.06.2019 01:04:26] ths98: ofcourse it was good
[02.06.2019 01:04:43] ths98: but..
[02.06.2019 01:04:49] ths98: you know something kid
[02.06.2019 01:05:10] Glass: What?
[02.06.2019 01:05:37] ths98: you sould get back to your home
[02.06.2019 01:05:40] ths98: after me
[02.06.2019 01:05:46] ths98: im old
[02.06.2019 01:05:46] Glass: Do you want to die?
[02.06.2019 01:05:52] Glass: Because you will, right here and now.
[02.06.2019 01:05:55] ths98: scrap for this job anymore
[02.06.2019 01:06:08] Glass: Then comply, escape, and retire.
[02.06.2019 01:06:24] ths98: retire is sht 10k month lol
[02.06.2019 01:06:34] Glass: Uhuuuuh.
[02.06.2019 01:06:54] ths98: go away kid
[02.06.2019 01:07:00] ths98: reinforc is coming
[02.06.2019 01:07:03] Glass: Then you may have peace in death.
[02.06.2019 01:07:11] Glass: Goodbye.
[02.06.2019 01:08:10] Death: ths98 was put out of action by Glass (Gun).
Thereafter I was able to instead Ruthlessly pursue an Interspace vessel, the cargo of which was subsequently destroyed. Their executives' ears will be ringing for days, if my hopes are proven true.
[02.06.2019 01:49:16] Glass: I've been looking for you.
[02.06.2019 01:49:16] Antares: Greetings
[02.06.2019 01:49:27] Glass: Not you David, move along.
[02.06.2019 01:49:54] Antares: You've been looking for me?
[02.06.2019 01:49:56] Glass: You'll not be keeping any pilots friendly to the Hacker cause.
[02.06.2019 01:49:58] Glass: Quite.
[02.06.2019 01:50:07] David.Hawly: Hey look Glass he brought Helium so you can inflate your head!
[02.06.2019 01:50:12] Glass: You're an Interspace ship, so you're rather a priority to me.
[02.06.2019 01:50:20] Antares: Ah, I see
[02.06.2019 01:50:27] Glass: Enough to pop, perhaps.
[02.06.2019 01:50:52] Glass: Here's what we'll be doing today.
[02.06.2019 01:51:07] David.Hawly: No im sure your used to having that over inflated ego
[02.06.2019 01:51:10] Glass: I'll be having half of your cargo.
[02.06.2019 01:51:25] Antares: Well ya see im taking it to a birthday party for some kids
[02.06.2019 01:51:29] Glass: I need to really hurt the profit margins of your superiors.
[02.06.2019 01:51:43] Antares: Up in Okinawa
[02.06.2019 01:51:55] Glass: Weaponising screaming children against your corporate allies is all the sweeter.
[02.06.2019 01:52:21] Antares: Well i dont ask for details of the trade
[02.06.2019 01:52:27] Antares: All i know is where im taking it and what for
[02.06.2019 01:52:31] Glass: "Sorry kids, there wasn't enough helium for the balloons because daddy's a corrupt corporate puppet"
[02.06.2019 01:52:41] Antares: Can i pay you 2million credits not to drop the cargo?
[02.06.2019 01:52:49] Glass: And I know you'll be taking half less of it than you expected.
[02.06.2019 01:53:12] Glass: No, that's not an option.
[02.06.2019 01:53:25] Antares: No amount of credits?
[02.06.2019 01:53:38] Glass: You continue to tempt me.
[02.06.2019 01:53:53] Antares: All i want to do is get this to where it needs to go for the party its for
[02.06.2019 01:53:55] David.Hawly: Glass your just a big teddy bear, you wont do it
[02.06.2019 01:54:14] Glass: And I intend to disrupt this party.
[02.06.2019 01:54:31] David.Hawly: Thats a special kind of messed up
[02.06.2019 01:54:44] Antares: Im willing to pay you 5million credits?
[02.06.2019 01:54:46] David.Hawly: They are just kinds
[02.06.2019 01:54:49] David.Hawly: Kids*
[02.06.2019 01:54:55] Glass: I'll be taking 2,470 units of that Helium.
[02.06.2019 01:55:05] David.Hawly: oo quick maths!
[02.06.2019 01:55:28] Glass: And David, I'll be offering that Helium to you at a price of 2,470,000 credits, just because I wouldn't mind some money, too.
[02.06.2019 01:55:39] Antares: Alright sir. I guess you wont budge on me keeping the cargo?
[02.06.2019 01:55:58] David.Hawly: Thats kind of steep
[02.06.2019 01:56:00] Glass: Afraid not. You can tell your management the same.
[02.06.2019 01:56:23] Antares: Alright 2470 units?
[02.06.2019 01:56:39] Glass: The very same, and you can be on your way.
[02.06.2019 01:57:08] David.Hawly: Run glass Dads here!
[02.06.2019 01:57:10] Glass: Thank you. You may be going.
[02.06.2019 01:57:21] Antares: Alright thank you,
[02.06.2019 01:57:35] Glass: Say hello to your bosses, for me.
[02.06.2019 01:57:40] Antares: Will do,
Finally, when it should suit the inner circle, I seek to be appraised of my Aptitude that I may further prove myself an asset.