"As required by the advancement protocols outlined in the procedural information supplied by the Senior Director, I have successfully hacked and uploaded this message to our secure comm channel.
"As of today, I have captured a complete set of pilots. Strangely enough, the civilian pilots were the most difficult to collect, due to a mysterious force that repeatedly dealt damage to my Dagger, and on numerous occasions, blasted open my cargo bay seemingly without firing a shot. The Bounty Hunters in the Magellan system are mostly incompetant morons who think they are invincible. Likewise with many of the Navy pilots on our turf. Anyone who can be defeated by a one-handed pilot does not deserve to fly.
"After having my Dagger instantaneously demolished by a Bretonian Templar of all things, I have been awaiting the possessions of a replacement ship, which has fortunately been requisitioned to me today. Fortunately, the Templar was destroyed before it could transmit the location of Mactan Base to Bretonian authorities.
"Also, it has come to my attention that even amongst the Hackers there are those who do not know the difference between Rogue and Rouge, the former being one who works outside the law, and the latter being the word for Red in an ancient language.
"Finally, as my cargo bay has been treated like a tuna can in a room full of cat-lovers, I need some replacement supplies.