Attention all Hackers:
After intensive research and development, a new hacking protocol has been developed and is now in immediate effect for all communications.
The well-worn F.I.X.E.D.S.Y.S. encoding algorithms are now replaced with new S.Y.S.T.E.M. algorithms.
All future transmissions should use the new hacking protocol.
...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...
Currently in development of :
Nefarious Plots, Shrewd Schemes, Infamous Cabals, Canny Conspiracies, Devious Ruses, Machiavellian Machinations, Insidious Subterfuges, & Wily Stratagems