Even if I missed April Fools day, I caught couple of fools this April. The following victims did live up to see one of the biggest magic tricks ever preformed. The trick in question is subtlety called : "Your cargo disappeared cause I pointed a gun to your head". I'm sure Ageira and Interspace are biggest fans of that sort of sorcery.
Ageira captain was quite pleasant, due to his poor vocabulary I didn't even understand his vile attempt of insulting my persona, but I did enjoy the fact he probably lost nice amount of hair explaining what happened to his cargo.
But Interspace lackey thought he can get away with his cargo, but decompressing his hull made him change his mind. But I can guarantee he loved the trick I pulled on him, I suggest doing it more often to this particular captain.