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Greetings ladies and gentlemen.
I'm a leader of the Maltese Opposition Army. A group of revolutionaries fighting to overthrow Malta and stop the slave trade once and for all.
I was told you like revolutions. Well, revolutions aren't a cheap thing to run. Perhaps we could organize a meeting sometime in the near future to discuss further cooperation?
There I would explain to you, the benefits that you would gain if we overthrow Malta.