Encryption: Assam
To: Reavers
From: Alexandra Ward
Greetings.
My name is Alexandra Ward, I am a pilot from Bretonia. I wish to be employed by your company. I've received great training from Tal Ravis himself and I am a big fan of Kaze Dagon. I hope that someday I will be just like her and it appears like she has got most of her schooling while being a Reaver.
I know that my portfolio is not very impressive, but I think I should be given a chance. You won't be disappointed.
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"Miss Ward",
Just what I needed. As I browse through our list of recent applications, I find this gem. You've got just about every quality I look for in a Reaver: a pretty face, fangirling tendencies and - probably - highly limited combat experience. What more could I possibly want or need to bolster the Company's ranks?
Maybe you should consider a different line of work? I can ask around and see if any of the Colors are interested in some well-deserved quality time. I don't know if Silver is into girl/girl, but if she is, you'd get to spend some time with someone at least half as famous as Dagon herself.
Encryption: Assam
To: Reavers
From: Alexandra Ward
Greetings.
My combat experience consists of 3 firefights in space. During the last one, I've even lost my ship. It was Red Hessian and Coalition raid on Exeter. Not to mention I was one of the few fighters on our side, it was wild. But don't count me out, I am a fast learner. I've launched to space just a few months ago, there's good progress.
I appreciate the honesty with your offer of an alternative line of work. Considering the fact you are calling yourselves Colors, I feel like homosexual intercourses will not be the rarity. However, there's more:
I am also a professional bartender and can shake amazing cocktails. My mother was a bartender before me. If not all of you drink alcohol, I can make milkshakes. Healthy drinks and all, I imagine launching the space drunk is not the best idea, speaking from many years of experience of my work in the bar.
I think we can combine all three as part-time jobs.
1/3 fighter pilot (If I die, then I die, you don't have to pay to the corpse).
1/3 sex worker (Not that I am very experienced here as well, but we can work something out).
1/3 bartender (Real pro).
Ain't you a pretty one.. Shinny. An easy one too, 'cause that willing and no bars held.. Hmm. Somethin' ain't right and my nose is twitchin'. Sure you didn't do a stint as a workin' girl? Only they manage to get panties that drop that fast and so hard that they even get their ankles broken.
Cappin' it up, you got no hunting skill, a pretty face, heavy panties that drop on a turn of a dime and supposedly you make some drinks. And you're a Bretonian to boot. Tsk, I like my bartenders old, male and without issue of slappin' people with a wet rag or a shottie. And hells know Bretonians can't do proper drinks. All gay for tea and sidewinder fangs.
At least you're willing. So, if I throw you a stick, will you leave?
- Silver.
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop
Encryption: Assam
To: Reavers
From: Alexandra Ward
Inchworm,
hahah, Inchworm.
Silver,
throw a stick, am... I mean yeah, I would. I take it as you like collar play, calling me a bitсh and all other things? I am not really easy to drop my pants, it's just if boss says it would be part of my job. I am in mixed feelings about this and decision is not that easy as you think. I'm not a sex monster and not all people who look pretty are. Gotta admit it's not the first time people assume I am a slut, sad that things often go this way.
Not that I am purely very Bretonian either. I was living at Holman most of my life. It's a dirthole mining Outpost in the upper border worlds. If you think that miners there order tea at the bar after work, then you are slightly mistaken. Pretty sure you would change your opinion about my skills after I shake you up something.
I can't help with your nose twitching. I know that you normally don't trust Bretonians, since they indend to send agents for their complicated political combinations among other things. But you know I am hardly a part of such scheme, they send professional people and I am quite franly just trash.
Anyways, Silver, I am at your service if you want. Your organization seems to be having interesting people. I will be useful in one way or another.
And you can bet your hiney you'll be useful, since yer that easy. One way or the other. Head to Kepler. There there's a dark matter happy-hour party named Kuryo Cloud by the locals. Inside there's a base, called Poena, open to any and all. Scoundrels, pirates, cheaters, smugglers and traders, all of them assorted lot. If you're lucky, you'll find it before the dark eats your platin'. If you're not, well. One more for the pile.
You got.. twenty four hours, Easy. Chop chop. I actually got a stick for you to fetch.
- Silver.
[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop