And I bring you the latest new from Sirius.
Here today a Free Radical battleship from the former mega mining
corporation Free Radicals was on a killing spree in the Omicrons and Omegas.
9 poor traders fell victim to it and the Marauder battleship Mitternacht got a taste
of the Liberators armor cutting weapons.
Lets have a 5min moment of silence for the IND pilots and the other traders
who got killed today................................................ok that was 5mins.
Comment from a zoner: This is a big problem, the Free Radicals shouldn't
be so agressive, they were once simple miners, well a big bunch of rich miners
who lost thier jobs because of the computers, automated robots and AI
replaced humans so the companies could get more profit.
Journalist: You don't have to spit out the whole story about them, tell us what
you saw instead.
zoner: Well I saw IND fighters get blown to bits in a couple of seconds, Large Trains turned to smoking wrecks and Container Transports losing thier containers
then the rest of the ships was turned into scrap metal.
Journalist: Do you think the Helghast will get that scrap metal?
zoner: Yes, they love scrap metal, you should see the look in thier face when
they dock in our station after collecting metal from the wrecks.
Journalist: What do the Helghast fly?
zoner: Ships built from scrap metal bolted together with engines.
"Dis, I told you not to pollute our screens with that trash. What in Thud are you doing??"
*Chill, Malsey. It's just an exercise in observing alternate paradigms...*
"Alternate paradigms my arse! The "Corfu Daily Puke" is just that.. a bunch of smelly effluent which wasn't fit to be hauled away by the Honey bucket boat! My Goddess, they're still reporting sightings of Elvis!!"
*Oh, all right! But I'm setting search parameters for "Free Radicals" and "Liberator". This story could bear following.*
"If you must, Dis, but my gut tells me this is a spoiled, egomaniacal rich kid who wants to show off his expensive toy. It won't take long for the IND's Epsilon Wing to triangulate his position, with possible help from the least expected quarters. When that happens, this "free radical" will think the ancient biblical plagues were a kiddy ride at Wally World."