I, along with my fellow big boi Muricans, are the protectors of the world, those that established electricity and the internet (That technically means we're to blame for your crippling addictions to Disco, but ignore that part.), highways and roads, inventing freedom, all us, nobody else. Teddy Roosevelt, and you can also blame us for failing to wipe out the weeb scum from the face of the earth when we helped them rebuild after the nukes.
You couldn't have won the world wars without us, we are the best, in the words of our god king Donald, we are the greatest, just the best. Look at us beautiful African Americans over here, look at us. Aren't we beautiful. (ignore the part where he's a rapist please, thank you)
One final statement. haha Guns go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt