Warming my fingers
Buenos dias, respected owners of Hellas base. *diplomatic Latino wink*
I woke up this morning with my fingers cold. I was thinking: How strange. Then I checked and it was true. You forgot to pay el tax for this month and even for previous one. Nothing can warm my elegant fingers like counting Zoner money.
So... pay 100 millions to Pepe.Bank, por favor. As a personal favor, I would like one load of premium scrap to Tripoli shipyard. Junkers that were bringing it before somehow just disappeared.
We will soon liberate a whole planet in Sigmas and all Corsair friends will have benefits from that. War costs, but we will not forget who helped us. Planet is abundant with water and who knows what more treasures are hidden below!
*he pressed off button with his hairy macho hand. Button felt in love immediately, cracked and died thinking: What a macho.*
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Warming my fingers with cerberus
Owners of Hellas base... *black gaze*
I was warned about your base turned hostile to us honest Corsairs. So I had to see it myselfos.
It was true, caramba.
You have two bases there now, with evil platforms shooting at my ship. At MY ship, senors! And also at ships of my loyal Cretan residentos!
As you already know, no one shoots at me for cheap. It's not too late to repair el damage done, senors. Not yet. Here's what we want from you:
1. Your platforms damaged my ship. It will cost you five millionos creditos for repairs.
2. You forgot to pay taxes this year, no matter if your business is going well or not. That would be mere 50M per a month for Hellas and 40M per a month for el smaller one, called Hellas Defence. My account Pepe.Ladron-[TBH] is ready to receive your payment of 545 millionos creditos, por favor.
3. Your bases must be at least neutral for us and also dockable for inspections, por favor.
If you don't like your bases any more, we can remove them for free. If you like them, do what I nicely asked you in following 48 hours.
Warming my fingers with cerberus
Owners of Hellas base... *sigh*
I was sure this would end well. We were good neighbors for years.
Instead of usual cordial waving and exchanging greetings, you will see Legate Armada armed with siege cannons all over your bases. Luckily, we will need another day to equip. Use it smart to at least evacuate civilians.
I'm broken hearted.
*he sadly pressed off button with his hairy macho hand. Button felt in love immediately, cracked and died thinking: What a sad macho.*
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Say that Lane Hacker spy hacked my systems and turned my weapons against you. He also hacked my bank accounts, so right now i have no money.
We want try to catch that spy together and give him a lesson.
Please i am waiting your news.