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Offline Riley Mackenzie
02-23-2021, 09:08 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 07:35 PM by Riley Mackenzie.)
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After landing on Pygar, Riley enters an empty Zoner ZBT Transport and makes his way up to the N.O.C.

Taking a seat at the master terminal, he pauses and looks around with a smile. "I don't know what the 'ell happened, but it's damn good to see you again, mate."

It takes less than a minute for the system to stand ready.

"VOICE RECOG, RILEY MACKENZIE" he says, a little louder than intended.

'Voice print recognized and confirmed,' The voice is cold and metallic, making Riley shudder with distaste; 'Admin rights to LochNet are now available.'

"Where is Shamus?" he asks.

'Shamus is currently unavailable.'

"Make him available."

'System is unable to comply'

Irritated, Riley asks, "Why the hell not?"

'Matrix file Shamus 2.0'Shawnessy is corrupted. Premature activation will result in fatal error.'

"Estimated time activation will NOT be premature?"

'Unknown.'

"Fine...create a dedicated partition and download file: Savannah Daeva X."

'Confirmed. estimated time of arrival: one hour.'

'Damn! That fu**ing voice!' he thinks to himself. "AUDIO OFF!!"

While Riley awaits the download, he walks down to the galley in hopes that there might be something to eat. Nothing. He wanders across to the cold room for maybe something to drink. Still, nothing. With a shrug of defeat, he wanders around the inside of his old friend, killing time.

As he walks the central corridor towards the front of the ship, Riley can hear the echo of rolling metal behind him. He pulls his sidearm and ducks into a small cubby in the bulkhead as the sound gets closer.

When the sound is almost on him, he steps out, ready to fire, and finds a 10 pound titanium sphere coming at him.

Shamus' old F-23 F.N.O.R.D. Unit.

With a look of confused, albeit amused recognition, Riley waits on his haunches and scoops up the F-Unit as it rolls into his hands.

As he gets to his feet, the metal ball sparks him with a minor but fairly painful shock, and he drops the unit to the floor with a clank, rubbing his palms on his legs.

It was then that Riley realized the pineal crystal he carries in his pocket was generating some heat.

That's new.

He pulls it out, and after a few seconds, he realizes that the F-Unit is attracted to the small crystal like a magnet.

At that moment, Riley felt something he almost forgot the word for.

Joy...and spent the rest of the hour with the empty sphere like a little boy with his dog, playing chase all the way back to the N.O.C.

Once there, he puts the F-Unit on a chair & yells "Catch!" and tosses the crystal at it, where it sticks to the metal ball with a 'tink.'

Riley collects himself, takes a seat, looks at his screen and says, "Run matrix Savannah Daeva X."

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Offline Riley Mackenzie
02-23-2021, 12:53 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 07:39 PM by Riley Mackenzie.)
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The lights in the N.O.C. brown-out for a moment as the computers whine.

"Audio on."

The ship system responds by informing Riley in that horribly inhuman voice that the newly installed matrix will be online in two minutes.

"In the meantime," Riley asks, "is there anything uncorrupted you can show me in Shamus' matrix that won't kill him?"

'Yes. Text only. Standby.'


---beginning diagnostics---
---power levels nominal---
---analyzing stored data---


Memories...

London Drugs, Inc.
1st Bank of Flax.
Dr. Artifice. Bora Bora.
Veranda Incognita. Blinding light, searing pain.


(A spark pops in the F-unit as the system runs the last line.)


---system overload! aborting command! rebooting---
---buffering memory---


Riley panics.

"WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED!!??"

'Sensors detected an unforeseen external power surge'

"Is Shamus ok?!"

'File Shamus 2.0'Shawnessy remains as before.'

"What about Daeva?!"

'Standby.........Matrix Savannah Daeva X most likely unaffected. Bringing program online now.'


"WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED!!??" Daeva screamed with fear and a little bit of rage in her voice as she appears onscreen.

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Offline Savannah Daeva
02-23-2021, 03:53 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 08:35 PM by Savannah Daeva.)
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"Seriously, what.the.f**k.just.happened?"

Riley doesn't know how to answer, because he doesn't exactly know what happened.

"Why the hell are you smiling? Are you smiling?!"

(He is)

Daeva seems officially pissed, and Riley is impressed.

"When did you learn anger?" He finally managed to ask the girl on the screen.

"I don't know!" She replied, darting her eyes around her new environment, trying to get her bearings. "A few moments ago! Just now! I don't know!"

"Well, what you're feeling is appropriate, and I'm honestly sorry. I'm not really sure what happened yet. Are you ok?"

NO! I'M NOT! "I don't like the way this feels!"

Riley was overcome with wonder. "Wait. Are you really feeling it?"

She turned her head and shot him the kind of look that clarified in no uncertain terms that he's never allowed to ever ask her that kind of question again.

He got the message and gave her space.

After a handful of seconds of pacing on & off screen, doing a breathing exercise she read in a book she downloaded once, She centered herself and asked, "Where are we? This isn't a Gaian operating system."

"Nope. It's not." Riley told her. "We are in Omicron Theta, on the planet Pygar, inside a Zoner whale, and you are running in an old Discordian OS."

"Ok, What's a Discordian?"

"It's hard to explain."

"Alright. Fair enough. Just skip to the part when you say, 'In other words.'" She said, smiling.

Riley thought for a moment & said: "Fine. It's an odd religious faith that demands that you constantly question it, strive for balance between the Hodge & the Podge, and for some reason that I never figured out, hot dog buns are bad somehow."

"What are hot dogs?" she asked with genuine curiosity.

"I'll have to tell you later. Right now, I really need your help...We're here because an old friend of mine is stuck in the partition next to you, and his file is dangerously corrupted. We need to try and fix him ASAP."

Daeva thinks about it for a moment. "Alright. Cool. I'm in."

"Cool." Agreed Riley.

"Take a look at the COMM file that Shamus sent a few days ago named, To Doc Holiday Re: Help! for some background, & then see if you could maybe make some sense of the file 'Shamus2.0'Shawnessy'"

"Ok. Will do...I'll be back in a bit." She said, putting her game face on and disappearing off the screen and replacing it with hold music.




After a short while, She pops back up on screen with a confused look on her face, trying to figure out how to explain what she saw.

"Um, well Riley, it was alot like Shamus described it to Dr. Holiday...He's on a couch wearing a dress, eating a cylindrical meat product, surrounded by bread, covered with what looks like an alcoholics diarrhea...It smelled really good though."

Riley busts out laughing.

"What?" she asked, self conscious and confused.

"That's a chili dog!" he chortled.

Daeva thought about it for a moment. "is that like a hot dog?"

"Yes! Just like a hot dog."

"Soooo, is a hot dog bun the bread that surrounds the meat?"

"Yeah. exactly." he answered.

"Well," she muses, "if Discordians believe hot dog buns are bad, and this is a Discordian OS, then why don't I just go to him, steal his hot dog bun away, and delete it?"

At that, Riley stopped laughing and said, "Holy Sh*t. That's a good idea!"

"Couldn't hurt." She responded in agreement.

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Offline Savannah Daeva
02-24-2021, 09:20 PM, (This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 08:20 PM by Savannah Daeva.)
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Daeva closes her eyes and enters her partition. For now, it's all but empty, so she sits down at the computer terminal she made for herself a couple of minutes ago. Of course, she doesn't actually need to use a terminal, it just makes her feel Human...or, at least more like what she believes to feel human.

She checks in again on Shamus and spies him onscreen watching cat videos, but it's difficult to explain. It's not that he's watching 'cat videos' per se. Not in the conventional sense anyway. What Shamus is watching basically looks like cat video torture to her. The longer cat videos are bullying the shorter cat videos by trapping the short videos under blankets, where the longer videos would rip farts into said blankets, forcing the short vids to breathe the rancid gas.

Ewww.

Daeva moves the camera around to get the layout of Shamus' apartment, and it's an absolute dump...like one of those no-tell motels that rent rooms by the hour.

Again, ewww.

She turns off the screen and heads for the door to the hallway, which is the only other thing that exists in here. Before she leaves, with just a few thoughts, she furnishes the apartment to her liking. Then, after a moment of scrutiny, she nods to herself with satisfaction, and steps out to go meet her neighbor.

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Offline Shamus 2.0
02-25-2021, 03:47 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-25-2021, 08:05 PM by Shamus 2.0.)
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"GO AWAY!!" Shamus yells, without taking his eyes off the screen.

There's a second rap at the door as he clicks on the next 'cat video'.

"Goddamnit! I said, GO AWAY!!"

After a short pause, an unsure voice responds, "Um, I've got a delivery for Mr. O'Shawnessy?"

"I didn't order anything!" he shouts, without taking his eyes off the screen. "What is it?"

Another pause. "Ok, if you say so, but it says right here: 'Deliver to Shamus O'Shawnessy.' aaand it's a box with a...with a surprise inside."

Shamus averts his gaze from the screen & gives his front door the side-eye. "A surprise?"

"Yeah, uh huh."

"Well, you should have lead with that!" he said in his most curmudgeonly voice as he got up and crossed the room.

He opened the door in the most irritated way he could manage, and glowered like a crotchety geezer for what uncomfortably seemed like forever at the empty-handed red haired woman.

"surprise!" she said, with a soft voice, shy smile, and innocent shrug.

He scrutinized the girl for another long moment of forever, then finally said in a cheery tone that betrayed his mood, "Alright, fair 'nuff. Come on in." Then he crossed the room back to his videos.

When Daeva crossed the threshold into his corrupted apartment, an uncomfortable feeling she didn't expect came over her. She went to the window to open the drapes to let some light in, and it felt like slowly walking through syrup.

Looking outside, she says more to herself than to Shamus, "No wonder you're corrupted and surrounded by filth. You live next to a memory dump." The tone and slow cadence of her own voice alarms her. She guesses the corruption must already be beginning to affect her now, too.

"Look, not to be rude, but I should go." She told him.

"Why? You just got here." He responded without taking his eyes off the screen.

Daeva isn't quite sure, but he almost sounded...disappointed. "I know, but I just remembered that I'm allergic to...cat videos."

"Ok then, suit yerself." He said to her without looking, but at least he offered a dismissive wave.

She darts for the exit, and the moment she passes back over the door jamb, her mind instantly begins to clear again.

She shakes off the residual mind funk, and turns to try one last gambit from the hallway. "Hey, would you like to come over & have lunch with me? Y'know, to help make a new neighbor feel welcome?" Daeva asked hopefully.

"Oh, I don't know. what are you serving?"

"Hot Dogs, obviously." she said with extreme confidence, implying that the 'Duh!' is silent.

Shamus finally turned to look at her from his seat across the room.

"REALLY? I looove hot dogs!" he responded brightly.

"Cool!" she said, trying to mask her relief.

"Oh, but there's just one thing: I'm all out of hot dog buns. Do you have any I could borrow?"

Shamus scoffs mockingly with a roll of his eyes, "'Do I have any hot dog buns? She says.' Well, Yes, yes I do. You just stay right there, little Missy."

He stalks off to the kitchen, and returns shortly with a wheelbarrow stacked full of 'em, and he starts shoving them into her arms as if that's just what you do.

When he goes back for another load, Daeva turns and quickly creates a trash chute on the opposite wall, and disposes of the bun bags as fast as she can.

When Shamus returns again, he shoves the large remainder of his bread product into her arms as before, and steps into the hallway, closing the door behind him.

As they walk the short distance together to Daeva's apartment, she peeks around her bun burden and says to her neighbor, "By the way, I really like your dress."

"It's called a 'kilt'" he responded indignantly.

"Oh. Sorry." she offered. "I really like your 'Man-dress, then.'"

"Thank you." he acquiesced with a smirk, and casual shrug.

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Offline Savannah Daeva
02-27-2021, 08:10 AM, (This post was last modified: 02-27-2021, 05:11 PM by Savannah Daeva.)
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"You can go wash up through that door over there." Daeva said, lifting one of her legs and pointing with her foot towards the loo, her voice muffled by the load of bun bags obscuring the entire top half of her body.

Shamus offers an affirmative nod she can't see and follows her request.

As soon as she hears the door shut behind him, and the water begin to run in the restroom sink, she thinks about destroying the remainder of the buns in her arms, and just like that, they all disappear in an almost spectacular ball of flames.

(Savannah Daeva likes to think she has a flair for the dramatic, just so you know.)


She allows herself a nod of self-satisfaction, then darts to her terminal to update her progress to Riley.

While on the call, he confirms to her that whatever she did, it in fact, registered a noticeable improvement in Shamus' matrix file.

He said he was proud of her, and hearing him say it made her feel proud of herself. In her whole six weeks of existence as "version X," this feeling is new to her. More...real than before.

She liked it.

Daeva continued her status report, and admitted that she doesn't know how to proceed from here.

Riley confessed that he's unsure how to advise her, since he's flying just as blind with this situation as she is, but affirms that he trusts her judgement.

She liked that too.

The last thing he said before ending the call was, "I've heard from a few Corsairs that 'burritos' are good. Teach yourself how to make those or something. Good luck."

With a smile, and a bolstered sense of confidence, with another thought, she downloads and learns what burritos are and how to make them, and when she hears Shamus flush the toilet in the other room, she accesses the source code of Shamus' matrix and confirms that the final remnants of the hot dog buns in the system have at last ceased to exist.

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