Hello everyone! Doubt you've missed me MUCH, but maybe some of you actually did. As it turns out, spending money for years and not doing much business leads to inevitable financial consequences. I have to declare myself a bankrupt formally, it sucks. So maybe some of you would like to help me out. could use few places to hide, maybe some help to get some fuel to get my battlecruiser moving, because it's pinned down.
Sender: Stefanie von Falkenberg
Recipient: Enma Loyola
Location: ERROR
Encryption: VALHALLA
Priority: High
Subject: E-N-N-Y
Hey Enny.
Where the hell have you been?! I was worried because you suddenly disappeared. Well, to be fair, so did I. But doesn't matter! You are back and if you need money, I can surely help you with that. At least a bit, you know. Reach out to me, dear, yes? Don't be silent again or I will start growling and hissing. And I might even start biting, who knows. Now, where are you currently? I will head there right away.
Bonjour. I am Jacques a deposed gallic Noble. I have billion's of credits at my home on Orleans. However, the brutal Gallia Kusari war has leaved me stranded and without money in my pockets. If you send me 2,000,000 Sirius credits to my bank account Rishit_Singh_Services I will be able to return home and I will reward you with half my enormous Wealth for your help. Thank in advance!
Sincerely yours,
Jacques deposed Gallic noble
// I did all I could to make it obvious, but for the sake of the rules, this is a scam.
COMM-ID: Rosa Veraz TARGET-ID: Enma Loyola LOCATION: Tau Sector
DECRYPTING MESSAGE
Oh look at this.
You are still kicking? Should I be happy or upset, you tell me.
How did you end up bankrupt though? Like, for real. Did your brain get eaten so much that you forgot to use your assets on Malta to produce enough cash not just to keep your ship running but entirely replace it if you wished?
There I thought our situation sucks. Stuck here. For f***s sake, if you really need a place to hide, come find me.
Stefanie, I was doing NOX. It was wild. You can extract me from Freeport 10, since you are the first to call.
Deposed Gallic Noble, unfortunately the transaction have failed, designated bank account doesn't exist. Please CORRECT it so I can actually make use of your offer.
Rosa, I thought you always just wanted my money, hey. I don't know which hole you are hiding yourself now, I suppose I could stop by at some point, considering we are now at about the same... uh social level I suppose.
COMM-ID: Eliza Valdez Subject: RE: Economics 101 Priority: Low
Hola, En',
Have you considered OnlyFriends as a way to fund yourself back into power? I'm sure you're still relevant enough in the grand scheme of Sirius to warrant potential subscribers there.
Alternatively I could probably send some credits your way. Where are you even hiding nowadays, dear? Maybe I can arrange something for you.