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Meine verehrten Damen und Herren of the Rheinland Military,
ALG researchers, which passed the Frankfurt system today, recognized some strange radioactive residuum near planet Holstein. We know that the Rheinland Military is running a high security facility near this planet, although nobody talks about this in public. We have drawn the conclusion that the Military seems to have some transport issues with materials which are transported from or off this secret facility. Our analysts confirmed that this radioactive substance must have been Promethium, a very rare and dangerous metal.
In order to prevent future incidents like this, ALG Waste Disposal offers the Military help with the transport of dangerous materials.
We would comission our most reliable employees to this task and use neutral ship transponders in order to prevent occasional detection from opposing and unprivileged forces. Our Movers are abled to ship every kind of material without leaving arrearages in the environment.
Furthermore we don't demand any payment for our services, as it would be a great honor for us to work for the Rheinland Military with it's high security and quality standards.
Regards
Ralf Schmied
Chairman of ALG Waste Disposal
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We are unaware of any so-called "secret" military installations in the Frankfurt system. We suggest you have your sensors checked and move on to more important matters. There are no records of any promethium shipments anywhere in Rheinland. Unfortunately, we cannot help you further in this matter.