Source: Ayame Matsamura
Dest: Kusari State Police
Subject: Attack on Renzu shipping
Konnichiwa, honored protectors of Kusari.
I have come to report an incedent involving a 'Ronin' vessel, appearing to be unofficially under the GMG flag, which has attacked and destroyed a Renzu freight transporter earlier today. And right infront of New Tokyo no less!
Our vessel in question was an anki class freighter under the designation 'Ame-no-Uzume'. The pilot is assigned to our... *ahem* 'Special' operations and sales monitoring department, and was reported to have queried into the presance of the 'Ronin' pilot. The Ronin however disagreed with and attacked poor little Ame and destroyed her ship!
Our pilot is okay, except for her hurt feelings... THEREFORE, we intend to persue charges filed on the emotional damages ensued. Poor Ame is quite traumatized by being attacked by a seemingly lawful Kusarian.
I humbly request the State Police investigate the matter promptly, as the loss of the ship and any cargo it had in an attack with little provocation is definately grounds for prompt legal action.
Hopefully, we can heal the emotional wounds this incendent has caused and resume our happiness agenda quickly.
With Love: Ayame Matsamura^^
PS: The assailant seems to be flying a Navy Chimaera. Best check with the Kaigun to confirm lisencing on that as well!
As you PMed one of us latter, you acted derranged and irrational stalking and insulting me for most of a system.
You were told several times to stop until it was plain evident you wouldn't
"Stop, Cabbage!" does not equate as Konnishiwa in my vocabulary as all the other insults don't also.
When it was plain obvious you would stalk me all over Kusari because you were obviously insane, then I decided to take down your ship, tractor your escape pod and deliver you to New Tokyo medical facilities so that you can get treatment and be evaluated as to be able to fly a spaceship without being a risk for you and the others.
Get well, I hope it was only a temporary insanity crisis.
Please wire me a detailed list of the costs to repair your vessel. You will be completely compensated in all he expenses that you had with it.
Concerning Ame, be sure to not allow her to fly until she can bee deemed stable enough to do so. she might get herself in some really nasty situation and you will be held responsible for her actions.
To Ame: I sent you flowers, chocolats and a Teddy bear with a get well card. Hope you will be fully recovered soon.
Konnichiwa. Now just how did little ol' you breach this official channel, hm? ^^
I shall respond to the points raised through your impromptu access of this channel.
Firstly; NEVER, EVER, GIVE AME CHOCOLATE!!!
Secondly; Irregardless if Ame was 'stalking' you, it should not have come to violence. An attack on her will be treated like an attack on any other Renzu ship or employee. An act of Piracy on Kusarian shipping. If you have a problem with our pilots, feel free to contact higher ranking employees, or Kusari State Police if the situation demands it.
Taking matters into your own hands is not the way (and VERY Illegal I might add) and only leads to more unhappiness and discontent. Use your words next time!
While the loss of one ship is of little concern, you could have really hurt someone! But you did hurt poor Ame's feelings. Her time in the Golden Chrysanthemums, and the Cardamine-rehabilitation after we rescued her really fried her brain, so she dosen't need any more stress. So we will have to sue for emotional damages, unfortunately.
This matter will have to go through the GMG guildmasters and Interspace Attourneys as well, unless you would be willing to settle the matter out of court.
We would only ask a small compensation for Ame's further emotional stress in the form of [color=#FF0000]human sacrifice.
Ame just wanted a friend. So you would have to provide one! Otherwise we will have to levy massive fines and persue criminal charges!
With Love: [color=#66FFFF][font=Comic Sans Ms]Ayame Matsamura
We are about to buy 2 decomissioned Geisha class liners that we plan to use as mobile headquarters, embassy, and recreational facilities.We will allow the vessel to be used by the couple to get acquainted and start their relationship
We will assign our pilot Mirumoto Rosanjin to entertain the sad girl. However such comitement must not be done without some information.
Does Ame cook? Can she play an instrument? Is she graceful and sings well? Can she have children? Is she comely?
All the normal questions a father would ask if "sacrificing" his son, so please do answer.
Quote:Does Ame cook? Can she play an instrument? Is she graceful and sings well? Can she have children? Is she comely?
Ummm... yes! All of the above! I'm sure some company would be good for her.
At any rate, I'm glad that we could come to a nice social agreement and solve our diffrances without any messy legal proceedings. Infact, I will drop the criminal charges so we can get back to our normal lives. So long as you don't shoot any Renzu ships again! But I'm sure that's agreeable. ^^
So, you can come pick Ame up at our facility on Roppongi. I wouldn't want to impose too heavily on your romantic evening.
Unfortunately our pilot is on dutty in Aomori , so he will not be available tonight. Plus we must service the Mauretanea and make necessary overhaul.
Then we must tell our pilot he has a comitement and be sure we have the necessary sedatives.
Finaly we must organise the ship, the escorts, the works.
I am very glad with this arrangement since Mirumoto Rosanjin also needs a companion that will help him in the adult age, and of course I dont normaly shoot comercial ships.
Why not feeding chocolat to Ame?
Can a visual image of Ame be provided so that Mirumoto Rosanjin does know how she looks?