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From : Pope JhC
To : All [TAZ] Internals
Ahoy my sweeties !
We came back with Cpt. Baptiste to report in after a long trip mostly spent in spreading the confusion in our minds and those we met on the way. I see we have a new shrine, I'll send Baptiste with the [TAZ]FalxibleMind to start helping with the supplies. I will spend some time back in Baffin in order to re-align my Chao after this absence. At your disposal my robbed friends to keep it endlessly spinning... Let us know if there's somewhere more important we'll need to be.
23's
May Abu d'Dhur, father of the immaterial roads, be favoralble to us and those that supports us.
This is Ahab speaking, captain of the I.c.n.C.
We are a Transport doing the supply duty for Brunswyck shrine.
I am the skipper of this vessle, following Pope Flinx and stationed at Baffin Shrine as a home port.
Jesterday there was a disgusting event at Freeport 6 , and I will just affix my scans and the log protocolls here to let you see for yourself.
[03.05.2015 20:47:04] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: *Click click.* I don't think Zoners would like Slavers around their Freeports either. Why not to drop them on Freeport?
[03.05.2015 20:47:13] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Ahhh, the timing. Hello there, TAZ.
[03.05.2015 20:47:20] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Well met
[03.05.2015 20:47:27] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: What is this about slavers ?
[03.05.2015 20:47:39] Vito.Dumas: I liberate this, amigo Zoner
[03.05.2015 20:47:47] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: We have one Junker with Slaves and I was already going to send pics to the Freeport Authorities, since it's not my area.
[03.05.2015 20:47:53] Vito.Dumas: I moving to the Freeport 10
[03.05.2015 20:48:06] Vito.Dumas: Negative, Exile boy...
[03.05.2015 20:48:13] Vito.Dumas: This guys go to Freeport 10
[03.05.2015 20:48:26] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Vito.Diumas, this is being recorded
[03.05.2015 20:48:33] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Very well, dock then. *Smiles.* And don't call me boy, dear Junker.
[03.05.2015 20:48:37] Death: Duckburglar was put out of action by RWK-Hilden (Gun).
[03.05.2015 20:48:44] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: If you let those passengers go , right here, I will pay you for your effort
[03.05.2015 20:48:58] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: If you choose to take them somewhere else, you will be treated as Slaver
[03.05.2015 20:49:04] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: your choice
[03.05.2015 20:49:06] Vito.Dumas: I have a deal, Zoner Captain...if you want, come whit me to the FP 10
[03.05.2015 20:49:14] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: You have choosen
[03.05.2015 20:49:18] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Go, Slaver
[03.05.2015 20:49:29] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Take your dignity and cash and be gone
[03.05.2015 20:49:39] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: I'll keep the photos then, is that acceptable TAZ vessel?
[03.05.2015 20:49:59] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: that is fine, thank you, Fujisaka-sama
[03.05.2015 20:50:03] Vito.Dumas: Captain, you choice my words
[03.05.2015 20:50:20] Vito.Dumas: I have palabra, dont worry
[03.05.2015 20:50:24] Death: LNS-Guardian.Fox.Viper was put out of action by RWK-Hilden (Gun).
[03.05.2015 20:50:33] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Junker : I repeat. Slavery is nothing I will ever suffer or support
[03.05.2015 20:50:44] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: No worries. But thank goddess you have shown up. I can't even act right here... Or... Freeport laws do allow activity against--
[03.05.2015 20:50:46] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: ----slavers?
[03.05.2015 20:51:00] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: If you drop them here I will offer to ... meet your ends. To free those unfortunates. But I will not haggle
[03.05.2015 20:51:25] Vito.Dumas: All right, the time its life...i have a mission to over. Safe fly, captains
[03.05.2015 20:51:36] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Should I leave him, TAZ?
[03.05.2015 20:51:40] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: recorded and stored. Be gone, Slaver
[03.05.2015 20:51:51] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: Please do not fire near the NFZ
[03.05.2015 20:51:52] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Recorded on our side as well.
[03.05.2015 20:51:57] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: the rest is not my buisness
[03.05.2015 20:52:00] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Of course.
[03.05.2015 20:52:01] 2015-05-03 20:52:03 SMT Traffic control alert: [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage has requested to dock
[03.05.2015 20:52:08] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: good hunting
[03.05.2015 20:52:15] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Stay safe as well.
[03.05.2015 20:52:33] 2015-05-03 20:52:35 SMT
[03.05.2015 20:52:33] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: I'll fill my report and send message to Freeport authorities.
[03.05.2015 20:52:45] [TAZ]I.carry.no.Cabbage: and I will confirm it with my own logfiles
[03.05.2015 20:53:01] {343}Fujisaka.Ki-Chus: Very well. Farewell.
My crew and me had quite a discussion on that, and we want to do something.
I dont know if anybody knows the story, or cares... but we all where orphans at Freeport 6 a long time ago.
We where sold as slaves to a Hogosha by a "enterprising trader" much like that Junker jesterday. Our Whale is an unarmed ship, but we will not just stand by and... let it be.
Fact is, we will be donating our Bonus payments from the last jear towards getting this Junker hunted, and getting something done against Slavers in general. Its nearly 43 million credits and as we contacted our Pope he was happy to round it up to the 50 million mark. We are no fighters and Pope Flinx sugested asking for advice and leadership with the TAZ Leaders at Baffin.
So... we are donating 50 million credits to the fight against Slavery,
and we would hope some Pope or some member of the Apple Corps would not only hunt them, but reserach where they come from, where there routes and save places are, and so on.
aside from slavery: A few days ago I´ve ancountered a ship in Coro with an unknown tag D9. Sadly I was entering a JH before I was able to epak with the pilot.
Today I was able to scan some strange activity in Coro, where two ships of this D9 group were involved.
One was tagged D9 LNS name (miss the name). Together with them there was another LNS ship, a bigger one. And these three ships then met K´hara Harbinger there in Coro. I think, they were near the ancient JG there, they moved between Coro and Drake all the time.
As you all know: I really do appreciate if the blue visit Baffin. But I wonder, what kind of path the LNS seem to choose... another conspiracy?
Disturbing news I have to report today. Yesterday I was peacefully passing our sacred home, Baffin, with my Serenity-class trasport, but not so far from the Tau-29 jumphole - my destination - I encountered fighter craft from both the KPT and BDM, thought I'm not sure about the latter as they did not wear the tag of their organization in their callsign and their IFF transponder seemed to be scrambled as well.
fnord
While it seems I did not interest the Kusarians, the Rheinlanders began harassing me, accusing the whole TAZ of conspiring against Rheinland, working with aliens and harboring infected personnel... I wonder from who they got this... rumor... When I demanded evidence to the accusations they opened fire on my transport, I couldn't do much other than fleeing to Shasta. Thanks to the KPT and an other nearby pilot, who kept the BDM agents off of my back, I was able to successfully dock and alert Baffin Security about the encounter.
FNORD
Luckily the Curiosity was already prepared for patrol duty, it didn't take five minutes and I saw Pope Durke - who was on board the Chaoticity with me during the encounter - undock with it from Shasta to pursue the violators of our home. Sadly, even despite the Maverick I following him to assist, within ten minutes I saw the destroyer fleeing back ablaze, only to blow up into three bigger chunks and a lot of smaller ones before it could reach the station. Guncam drones managed to capture some footage of the explosion.
f n o r d
Due to the proximity of Shasta the entire crew of the Curiosity as well as it's blackboxes have been successfuly rescued and retrieved. At this very moment salvage teams collect the smallest wreck parts while the rest are already secured near Sedona station for reassembly and reparations. It'll be a costy repair, but still a lot cheaper than constructing an entirely new one.
fnord
From the logs of the Curiosity it seems that another BDM vessel, a gunboat joined the previous ones before the destroyer arrived to the scene, and an additional bomber craft, this time a Libertonian vessel uncloaced in the middle of combat to assist the Rheinlanders, meanwhile the forces of the KPT fell quite fast. Visual evidence and log files are attached.
[07.06.822 19:58:33] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Well the vessle you are searching for...we already have intel on its location.
[07.06.822 19:58:41] Der.Henker:Ah?
[07.06.822 19:58:43] Das.Elend:TAZ vessel, you are herby ordered to stop this instance.
[07.06.822 19:58:57] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Am I? Ordered?
[07.06.822 19:59:03] Das.Elend:Yes, you are.
[07.06.822 19:59:04] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:But of course, i can not release intel to for-.
[07.06.822 19:59:05] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Who are you in the first place?
[07.06.822 19:59:14] Das.Elend:Excuse us, KPT. However, you might find this very interesting.
[07.06.822 19:59:24] Der.Henker:This is a restricted area, TAZ.
[07.06.822 19:59:31] Das.Elend:The TAZ have been reported for holding infected personal.
[07.06.822 19:59:50] [TAZ]Chaoticity:What the bloody chao are you talking about?
[07.06.822 19:59:53] Das.Elend:They are herby deemed suspisious.
[07.06.822 20:00:05] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Explain yourselves.
[07.06.822 20:00:19] Das.Elend:Don't you demand answers from us. We'll be doing the talking.
[07.06.822 20:00:42] [TAZ]Chaoticity:We are in Baffin, full system is controlled by TAZ.
[07.06.822 20:00:52] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Why am I not to demand explaination?
[07.06.822 20:00:54] Das.Elend:The group know as the TAZ have been known to the Rheinland Gov. as a group harbouring infected personal.
[07.06.822 20:00:54] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:The pilot speaks the truth...
[07.06.822 20:01:19] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Is that so, how come no transmissions have been sent to Kusari?
[07.06.822 20:01:20] Das.Elend:They have been operating in and out of Rheinland, working with Wild agents.
[07.06.822 20:01:37] [TAZ]Chaoticity:And who told you this?
[07.06.822 20:01:46] Das.Elend:So, TAZ. I suggest you tell me what is going on.
[07.06.822 20:01:48] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:We are in good relations politically...it seems odd they would not contact us about such a threat?
[07.06.822 20:02:06] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Prove your accusations or get the hell out of our home.
[07.06.822 20:02:13] Das.Elend:This has been under investigation and it is soon concluding. Kusari may have a report of they wish.
[07.06.822 20:02:39] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Aika,did we receive any reports ?
[07.06.822 20:02:43] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Well given this is a bordering system to our nearest patrol areas...
[07.06.822 20:03:00] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:I would say this is a Kempeitai issue, not a Rheinland one?
[07.06.822 20:03:03] Das.Elend:As I said, they have been operating inside Rheinland with Wilde agents.
[07.06.822 20:03:13] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Any evidence?
[07.06.822 20:03:14] Das.Elend:So how is it not our issue?
[07.06.822 20:03:18] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Or just... hearsay?
[07.06.822 20:03:36] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Where is you proof of it gaijin ?
[07.06.822 20:03:40] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Agents, scan the transport...
[07.06.822 20:03:50] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Do not get too close!
[07.06.822 20:03:51] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Scanning
[07.06.822 20:03:52] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Kage: It has been done.
[07.06.822 20:03:58] Das.Elend:As I said, a report can be sent to you later.
[07.06.822 20:04:05] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:The TAZ transport is clear
[07.06.822 20:04:51] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Now, are we done or do you still want to harass me right inside our own home?
[07.06.822 20:05:05] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Needless to say that you have nothing to do here by the way.
[07.06.822 20:05:07] CX9-"Sistro":What are the Naval forces outside their zone of Jurisdiction?
[07.06.822 20:05:10] Das.Elend:No. We are not done. I am currently recieving more reports.
[07.06.822 20:05:16] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Rheilanders,i will make an scan in your ships.
[07.06.822 20:05:17] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:We are not the naval forces pilot.
[07.06.822 20:05:19] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Bollocks.
[07.06.822 20:05:26] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Prove your accusations.
[07.06.822 20:05:38] CX9-"Sistro":Then you need to fix your transponders, captains
[07.06.822 20:05:38] Death: Critical_Damage8 was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[07.06.822 20:05:41] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Kage: What is the situation agent Aika?
[07.06.822 20:05:48] Das.Elend:We have no need to prove anything to those who are, or look after the infected. You are deemed as an enemy to Rheinland and
[07.06.822 20:05:49] Death: {PR}Gecko suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).
[07.06.822 20:05:55] Das.Elend:Should be killed on site.
[07.06.822 20:06:00] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:We received reports of a wilde sighting in Baffin.
[07.06.822 20:06:03] Death: Jack.Daniels was put out of action by BlackBeard (Gun).
[07.06.822 20:06:10] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Then we encountered these Rheinland vessles.
[07.06.822 20:06:12] CX9-"Sistro":Ah, that's some other thing
[07.06.822 20:06:13] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:You're out of your jurisdiction rheinlander.
[07.06.822 20:06:15] Death: Goxy91 was put out of action by PFI)Linhe (Gun).
[07.06.822 20:06:15] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Agent Aika they have some strange device in their cargo holds.
[07.06.822 20:06:17] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Thing is, we are not in Rheinland. We are in Baffin, you are the intruders, and you come accusing us.
[07.06.822 20:06:24] Das.Elend:Henker, you know what to do.
[07.06.822 20:06:31] [TAZ]Chaoticity:Thus it's you who need to explain themselves.
[07.06.822 20:06:44] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Preparing to run a scan.
[07.06.822 20:06:44] Der.Henker:Ja, proceeding justice.
[07.06.822 20:06:54] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Seems trouble.
[07.06.822 20:07:01] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:They are attacking
[07.06.822 20:07:11] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:I got a reading!
[07.06.822 20:07:25] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Kempeitai wing these ships hold nomad power cells of some kind
[07.06.822 20:07:35] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Shall we destroy them ?
[07.06.822 20:07:35] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Break formation and move to retreive them.
[07.06.822 20:07:35] CX9-"Sistro":To hell with this, I'm going to help this fellow Zoner
[07.06.822 20:07:41] KPT)Issei,Hanegawa:Hai,on my way
[07.06.822 20:07:46] CX9-"Sistro":Hold on, I'm going to help you
[07.06.822 20:07:52] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Weapons free, moving in.
[07.06.822 20:08:18] BDM|U-177:Keller: Fall back, Kusarians! These cells are prototypes!
[07.06.822 20:08:34] BDM|U-177:Keller: You shoot the wrong side!
[07.06.822 20:08:47] KPT)Aika.Kyoko:Negative they must be captured
[07.06.822 20:08:52] BDM|U-177:Keller: Agents! Contine!
[07.06.822 20:08:57] Der.Henker:We're only firing on self defense.
[07.06.822 20:09:00] BDM|U-177:continue*
[07.06.822 20:09:17] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Halt Rheinland vessel. You are engaging civilians.
[07.06.822 20:09:26] CX9-"Sistro":Die, bloody Krauts!
[07.06.822 20:10:11] /time
[07.06.822 20:10:11] 822-06-07 20:10:11 SMT
[07.06.822 20:10:16] 822-06-07 20:10:16 SMT Traffic control alert: [TAZ]Chaoticity has requested to dock
[07.06.822 20:10:22] 822-06-07 20:10:22 SMT Traffic control alert: [TAZ]Chaoticity has requested to dock
[07.06.822 20:11:36] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Civilians are away now-.
[07.06.822 20:11:46] CX9-"Sistro":Hit those Krauts
[07.06.822 20:12:01] Death: Kruger|Lambda-13 was put out of action by Lilith.Aceria (Gun).
[07.06.822 20:12:12] [TAZ]Curiosity:Now, I am mad, and to the misfortune of you, krauts, still alive.
[07.06.822 20:12:14] CX9-"Sistro":Are you alright, matey?
[07.06.822 20:12:15] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:We are at a disadvantage here agent.
[07.06.822 20:12:23] [TAZ]Curiosity:I am.
[07.06.822 20:12:34] CX9-"Sistro":Imma continue with mah route than
[07.06.822 20:12:57] [TAZ]Curiosity:Sure thing, thanks for help.
[07.06.822 20:13:19] BDM|U-177:Keller: A cruiser... dammit
[07.06.822 20:13:20] CX9-"Sistro":Baffin shou'd be a place fo'peace
[07.06.822 20:13:37] CX9-"Sistro":So those Krauts shootin' thar are a real shame
[07.06.822 20:13:45] [TAZ]Curiosity:I think you are in the wrong neighborhood, kraut.
[07.06.822 20:13:49] CX9-"Sistro":*comms start to fade with distance*
[07.06.822 20:14:02] CX9-"Sistro":I ... *beep* ... later, matey... *click*
[07.06.822 20:15:06] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:How bad?1
[07.06.822 20:15:36] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:I'll take that aas bad
[07.06.822 20:15:39] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:COMING
[07.06.822 20:16:14] Death: KPT)Aika.Kyoko was put out of action by Das.Elend (Wasp/Hornet).
[07.06.822 20:16:36] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:Brettonias: What in the name of
[07.06.822 20:16:48] Death: BD|Shana. was put out of action by EFL|Philippe.Gaston (Mine).
[07.06.822 20:16:49] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:I'm coming pope!
[07.06.822 20:16:56] Death: StygianAgent was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[07.06.822 20:16:59] Don't use F1 or disconnect when interacting with other players.
[07.06.822 20:17:00] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:Gun feree!
[07.06.822 20:17:07] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:Assisting fellow agent.
[07.06.822 20:17:34] [TAZ]D9|Kobold.:*a ship decloaks and it's weapons prime* Undercover Agent asssisting Local assets! For Rheinland!
[07.06.822 20:17:50] [TAZ]Curiosity:What the hell?
[07.06.822 20:18:06] Death: KPT)Issei,Hanegawa was put out of action by Das.Elend (Gun).
[07.06.822 20:18:17] [TAZ]The.Maverick.I:Get to shasta!
[07.06.822 20:18:45] KPT)Karasu.no.Kage:incoming
[07.06.822 20:20:16] Death: BD|Shana.Nesho'en. suffered a self-administered loadout error (Mine).
[07.06.822 20:21:18] Death: [TAZ]Curiosity was put out of action by D9|Kobold. (Gun).
I just want to share my thoughts about Brunswick Shrine's future. Pope Flinx came to my office and asked about the administrator of the Shrine. I had to admit that in the light of recent internal changes I have no idea who is managing the station. The T&T is paying for the usage of the station, basically they are keeping it alive. Pope Flinx did a lot for the Shrine, like brokering the deal between T&T and TAZ, he also supplied it and if you check the FnordNet you can see how active he is, reporting the status of the base on a daily basis.
Now to the point. We all know our capabilities and the fact that we need someone to manage Brunswick Shrine, so we need an administrator for it. I would suggest Pope Flinx to take care of the station and manage it while the Polyfathers can instruct him however and whenever they see fit. With that said, I would like to nominate Pope Flinx as the new administrator of Brunswick Shrine. We'll see if he is up to the task but he deserves the chance to try.
Feel free to comment on the situation but I would like ask the Polyfather's oppinion and permission to it in the first place.
Flinx here, adressing you on the status report for Brunswyck shrine and the soon to be opened service station run by the Tinkers.
I thank Kelsey for the short introduction and will be readily available for all popes and fellow discordians, setting up a new pilgrim shrine at Brunswyck for guests while keeping acces to the original inner sanctum open for popes and the members of the golden apple corps.
The Brunswyck service station will run as a Freeport and pilgrim hostel, servicing traders and passenger liners. We have contact to T&T/ trade fleet, Kishiro and GMG traders and some enterprising Freelance freighter pilots. Also I have noticed a few Council members using the storage space, too. At the same time the reworking of the interior layout by T&T/ engineering crews has now been nearly completed.
With the newly constructed rehab and passenger modules installed, and the pilgrim hostel ready to open the service station will be able to cater and serve about 30.000 to 50.000 guests at any moment, serving both as a passenger hub for tourists and travelers passing through or visiting Shasta and as a vacational and recreational habitat for pilgrims and rehabilitation patients.
The acces to the inner sanctum will be reserved for TAZ members and pilots of the corps. Tinker & Transport has pledged to supply the Shrine with all materials necessary and will not interfer in its administration, while I will work together with the T&T/ leaders and administer the service shrine and station for them.
I look forward to the increase in funds I personally get from that offer,
but will remain a pope and primarily answer to TAZ high church.
My foster son FynnMcScrap and his partners have readily agreed to this arrangement, and so far I see no reason not to accept it.
Planned long term projects :
opening of the service station
coordination of passenger transfer and cargo storage
coordination of tourist and rehab visites to Shasta and the geode
As you may have noticed we have received our very own flag which I suggest to wear with pride! The rumours are right, our hefty polyfather returned from his journey, from the depths of his very own pineal gland. Welcome him back and throw some apples on him, I'm sure he will be more than happy with that.
I would like to hear about your advances with the Brunswick Shrine project Pope Flinx. I would like to kick some life in our very old and tired mechanism again so let's start with something grandeux. I have some plans in my mind as well which you can download from our Fnordnet. We are ready to receive the blessings of Eris which I don't have the slightest clue what is it, but we're ready for it.
So let we spend our time wisely and preapare for The Arrival of the Prettiest One!
Kallisti, Kelsey.
Good to see you around and kicking.
I am still planning to bring more civil traffic to Baffin, to let our belief spread along the paths with the pilgrims visiting us, with the tourists and spa and cruise travellers coming to gape and stare in amazement at HER holy geode. And to gift them with a finely tuned, aromatically spiced apple to carry home to their sheepy, inner House homesteads.
Let the termites chew the anxioms of house rule, and weaken the resolve to expand that rule.
Let our belief seep in through small gifts, through the wonders of space and the pleasure of feasting with us.
/: Modulating frequency
/: Searching carrier
/: Carrier found
/: Sending data
From : [TAZ]FlaxibleMind
Location : Baffin
Kallisti Brethren,
We may soon see a new applicant within our ranks. Today I encountered a candidate who made his way to the system seeking us, "Zehntor" was the name of the ship. He cam to us from the Omicrons apparently, the rest is yet to be dicovered.
He was advise to dock on near the Geode, wear a pineal and meditate until Nirvana was reach, or perhaps just unsustainable hunger. Then he will eventually fill up an application form while eating a special "Joe's DoubleDecker Burger" and his faith will be tested, but not after full digestion.
May the Godess show him the way and keep the cabbages away.