-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION----- Comm ID: Major Render Beleren
Location: Rochester; New York
Image: ONLINE
Hello, Countess Lafiel. I have been following your beauty for quite some time now. I was wondering if you would like to take a trip with me to the beautiful luxury liner Hawaii. I...came across...I mean found...okay, I killed the owner of the tickets. But he was a member of the Liberty Navy, so it's okay. Back to the subject: I was curious if you would like to go with me.
It would please me very much in order to accompany your grace an an enticing outing. Despite me not being human, I believe we can have a smashing good time. If you don't desire to go with me because I am a common plebe...and a cyborg....I totally understand. I will feel bad, but I won't let it get to me. Wait. I might. I look forward to your favorable reply.
Signed,
Render Beleren
-----TERMINATING TRANSMISSION-----
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"
To: Render Beleren
Subject: Insolent whelp
Priority: Low
Encryption: Level 3
Com ID: Oliver Draske, Chamberlain to the Tarrant Family
Source: Royal liner HMS.Serenity, Orbit of Manhattan
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Good Day to you Mr. Beleren,
Upon receiving your transmission the Countess was unavailable and the transmission has been deemed unfit for her Ladyship's eyes. Your display of such insolent behaviour is deemed most distasteful, such arrogance, absurd reasoning and being of such reprehensible character such as yourself is unworthy of the presence of her Ladyship and will never have the pleasure of being graced by it. You are to cease all attempts of communication with her ladyship the Countess Lafiel Tarrant of Araluen as future attempts of interaction or communication will be met with the apropriate force. It is highly suggested you sink back into the gutter from hence you came and langush there as you must have from the beginning of your existence never to entertain thoughts of her Ladyship again.
Yours Sincerely
Oliver Draske,
Chamberlain to the Tarrant Family of Araluen of the Planet Cambridge.
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