Comm ID:Blazer|* Source:New York, Planet Manhattan
People of Sirius! We are Blazers, and we tell you that you are free. Free from your pants, credits, seriousness and expectations.
We will shock you. We will shake you. We will make you laugh, scream, sing, shoot, be shot at, run, stop, jump, crouch, crawl, climb, lose your ohsoprecious time, chew bubblegum, pose for pictures, all that - and more. Prepare to pay up, one way or another.
One credit each is our standard rate*, so you better keep spares.
Expect to be surprised by our demands.
Expect Starblazers on your lanes, today.
*: Standard rates guaranteed to cover all credit demands. No warranty of any kind, either expressed or implied, is given on other types of demands. The entire risk of complying with the demands is with you. Should the demands prove unacceptable, you assume the cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction. In no event will Blazers be liable to you for any damages, including any general, special, incidental or consequential damages arising out of your compliance or non-compliance with the demand (including but nor limited to loosing portions of cargo, bots, bats, hull chunks, pieces of equipment and periods of time) even if you have been advised of the possibility of such damages. Sausages.
[font=Book Antiqua] The humorous point this apparent quasi-pirate group is trying to convey is the irony of their naming convention combined with the subtitle of the communication transmission itself, in which the name 'Blazers', which can remind one of an object that is used for the purpose of clothing, is tied to 'pants', which are also an object used for the purpose of clothing, and also possibly in rivalry with the aforementioned peculiar choice of a word the pirate group has chosen for themselves.
Joke Explainer is not legally liable in any way in regards to the loss of hilarity caused by its mere presence and/or comments.
>> Connecting to Channel
>> Connection Established
>> Comm. ID: Saerieve
>> Subject: BLAZERS!
Face of a young man appears on the screen, He suddenly bursts into laughter, after quiet a few seconds, he stops laughing and says,"Oh well, Hello there!"then continues with a wide grin"After reading about you guys ... oh, or Girls!"And starts laughing again,"Oh, 'Scuse me!"then leaves the room and returns after a few minutes, with a Bottle of Wine in his hand."Didn't hold you up long, did I ?"And continues with a grin,"Well, was sayin' ... After reading about you guys, I must say I'm startin' to like you! ... Oh, And No! I'm not ..."Opens the bottle with his teeth,"Planning to join you!"Then chuckles and continues,"But ya know, What we do is nearly the same! With two small differences, One, I don't fly what you fly ... And Two, I don't ask for anyone's Mom! I Ask for their Sister!"And starts laughing again."But still ... If I run into any of you kids, I'll make sure you run away with wet pants! ... from Laughing!"Then winks and says,"I'll be lookin' forward to see you kids in Space!"
He then scratches his chin after a short pause and says,"Oh, and ..."Raises his Bottle, and shouts,"To Blazers!"And then kicks the Camera off the desk and bursts into laughter ... And its obvious that the Video feed disconnects as soon as the camera hits the floor!