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****ID Junker Black-Iron****
I am very sorry to intrude on your comm channel's,but i was very upset recently to find 1 of your ship's in our(being junkers) system. We junker's kindly request you keep your ship's out of our space,as we do not wish your war with Liberty to come to our home. cam footage,and comm recordings to follow.
From the desk of Major General Gunther Rall.
So you send this recording of our own conversation to the Rheinland Military. Where did you think it would end up?
I thank you for taking the time to report Gunthers and my own conversation directly to us.
Now please, in future, keep to yourself.
Signed, Evangeline A. McDowell, Administration Assistant to the MG, Rheinland Military.
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Comm ID: Leutnant Lenora Schneider, Rheinland Military
In case you don't believe Fraulein McDowell, count this as an official confirmation. Complaint noticed, passed around the mess hall, drinks were had, and much laughter filled the air.
Did you seriously think we didn't know?
That is all.
Schneider out.
On a personal note to Evangeline, I can't imagine what that conversation must have been like. Drinks on me if you want them, next time you're on Stuttgart.
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****Comm ID: Jack Crow****
****Location: Rochester****
Let me be very clear about this. Puerto Rico is not a Junker system, it the Congress system. We own it. We are not as strict as some about restricting access but we do have some standards. We want no involvement in the Rheinland Liberty war. We do not allow warships to dock at our bases so as to keep the fight away from us and we CERTAINLY do not allow these ships in our home system. Whatever Junker "invited" these ships into our system did so without Congress approval. I ought to know because at present I'm the only one who can give such approval. I hope this clears things up.
Incoming Transmission:
Comm ID: Leutnant Lenora Schneider, Rheinland Military
It is a true testament to the Junkers' engineering expertise that a message directly addressed to the Rheinland Military is so easily acquired by others. I'd have expected you to cry to them too, but not to be so lazy as to not direct them to a different channel. Typical.
To... Jack Crow, whoever you are, we've been informed of the territorial concerns of the Junker Congress. We don't need your gear, nor your assistance, nor your territory, so don't get your knickers in a knot about it. We can win our war just fine without dragging outsiders into it, and unless one of your people was stupid enough to try and sell such photos to the Liberty Navy I doubt they'll ever know. We certainly won't tell them.
As to the matter itself, rather extraordinary circumstances were involved, I assure you.... Major General Rall, however good at his job, is quite, uh, "innocent" shall we say... normally it's quite adorable, but in this particular instance it was more than a little problematic. I would personally ask you not to hold Fraulein McDowell accountable here, as I can't think of a woman who would've done anything different given the circumstances. I could, however, think of many who would have shot "Black Iron" for interrupting such an important discussion, or at least allowed the Major General to do so. That she asked him not to speaks of character I can honestly say I do not possess.
Count yourself lucky that you didn't lose a man to the wrath of a woman scorned, and just drop the subject before Liberty notices your sloppily encoded transmissions and does some of the things you're afraid we'll do.