Incoming Transmission
Target: Everyone in Sirius
Message Sender: Pizza Hut
Message Subject: Setting up shop!
So, a buncha cooks and transporters and hot secretaries and countless hours....at work, have created this masterpiece known as Pizza hut. Our motives are simple- We will deliver top quality pizza, and we will deliver it anywhere, even to hell. I should think Satan would want some.....
Anyways, We can cook any type of Pizza you want, just name your taste and it will be done. The Van will get around to you as soon as possible, carrying your fresh, delightful, munchyful food!
Now to the delicious part, the money! Pizza hut is based off Bethlehem station in Pennsylvania, and here are our rates!
Liberty: 500,000 credits per delivery. Bretonia:750,000 credits per delivery. Kusari:1,000,000 Credits per delivery. (I doubt them shifty eyed people would want it, but business is business) Rhienland:1,250,000 Credits per delivery. ( In case you are wondering, It's kind of....hard getting there in the first place)
In case ya all are wondering about the high rates, we'll deliver a full crate of pizza, for the delight of friends and family! Besides, H-Fuel is expensive......
We can deliver elsewhere, anywhere. You just have to specify the location and give us the coords, the Van will rush there. (Rates will be custom)
Special types of Pizzas will cost more, at the discretion of the Corporation owner( Me!).
This is Miner Iowa.Fields of the ZoE. I would like to order 2 pies with the works. Deliver it to the Kansas system to our friends of the NTF. Please send visual confimation of the delievery so payment can be sent.
-"If we do not learn at least one thing a day....Our minds turn to stupor"- Kyle Sparrgrove -2005
***Incoming Transmission*** Location:New London Encryption: Low Comm. ID: Mark Dixon
Ahoy der matey. Ye might not know me, I'm just yer regular rum loving <strike>swashbuckler</strike> money making oppurtunist. But even i ave' a stomach eh? So I'd like to order some pizzas... Ye know, ta pay ye some money for yer delivery n all, I'm a nice guy eh, when have you ever heard anything bad about me? *sounds of chairs flying and screaming in the background* Ah, and ignore dem sounds in the background, the lads just havin a bit too much fun eh? Now I'd like to have some pizzas delivered, but not today, to be more exact, at 6PM GMT Tomorrow, I'm sure ye can manage eh? I'll attach tah order bellow.
Attachments
- 2x Margharitta, Large
- Two bottles of rum, I'm sure you can manage that aye?
And remember, ye will be greeted with a <strike>21 gun salute aimed at yer pathetic ship</strike> big smile, and ye can recognize me by my name, just make sure you arrive with the <strike>loads of money so i can rob ye blind</strike> pizzas, still hot preferably. I'm sure ye'll find this order more den sufficient.
to the cooks and personelle of pizza hut,
our organization (Independent Communist Miners Guild) is in need of new refreshment, (somthing to spice up our boring menu of hydroponically grown cabbage, potatos, corn, cultured beef jerky, etc). We will soon place an order for a massive pizza delivery operation.
have your cooks prepare the following, we will let you know when and where to ship the order when we are ready:
43 pepperoni pizzas w/ crabmeat
171 reg. pepperoni pizzas
93 pineapple pizzas
154 vegitarian pizzas w/ mushrooms (DONT FORGET THE OLIVES!)
23 vegitarian pizzas w/o mushrooms
17 plain cheese pizzas
33 crabmeat pizzas
12 pepperoni anchovy pizzas
and 231 orders of bread sticks w/ 54 gal. of marinara.
we expect the cost will be around 4.3m + 300k tip
we will send another trasmission when we are ready
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Alright! our current location has changed to Coronado. but anyway, the order is complete and we await dilivery.
Diliver too: the ship ICMG[SL14D]Lazurite
Location: high orbit above Pecos (coronado)
delivery expected: we are currently researching some sort of anomally on jearicho, and staging the expedition from outside of pecos, ship the Pizza when you see our comms channel is active, and we are not busy
-Mack
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Uh yeah, hi, this is *snicker* Malaclypse, leader of TAZ, here.
So uh, I'd like to order 1,000 -- no, 100,000 cheese pizzas. And 2 diet sodas. *giggling* I'm watching my figure.
Just let me know when it's arrived via my private *chuckling* channel.
Zinn-- er, crap, I mean... Mal, out.
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[color=#FF0000]Incoming Transmission
Message Sender: Pizza Hut
Message Recipient: All Order-placers
Message Subject: We have your order.
Yeah we have your orders. We'll get in touch with you when they are cooked. And to the ICMG.....Holy moly! That's a big order! We don't have a big enough ship to cart it off in! It'll take time and we'll have to hire or buy a bigger ship, so be patient! How 'bout you offer us some advance payment so we can cook up your order?
---Incoming trasmission
---Designation: Pizzahut
---location: Coronado
---from: Nina
---subject: Large Pizza order
Greetings Pizzahut.
Mack has forwarded your problem to me and I would be only to happy to assist.
I would also like to add on an additional order of enough pizza to feed 80 people of various taste. Having never eaten pizza in my life I would please like -you- to select orders for -me-. Just give me a variety with some of your most popular and some of your chefs best.
I plan on hosting a party on the tanzanite tonight and part of the evening's event invovles a spot of shoe shopping in liberty. If your head quarters is there I pilot a shire class vessel and should be more than able to handle our order.
for the advance payment I understand that if something like this fell thought it could hurt your operations. So as such we will pay 50% down without an issue. I just need a designated ID to wire the payment too and how long you expect it to take.
O.. and on a personal note. I like my food to be fresh and hot. Could you handle my order last please?
My thanks