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Transmission Source...Identified as DJ Latency, Manhattan
Good evenin' ladies and gentlemen! This is the most popular DJ Latency, who used to play at the Royal
Hermitage Pub and Hotel, Manhattan. As you all know, that's pretty posh and stuff! So my ratings
are the very highest and stuff. So I have decided to go even bigger, to go internationale...
So here am I, offering you the best music you can ever have for your parties. Cheap, and the best quality
you can get. Here's a few paper headlines to prove it.
DJ Latency is a sensation-Manhattan Times
He really rocks the parties!-Earl Powell-son of the President, after a glorious party night
Now I don't like to wax on and off about myself, but it's too hard to do that! So just call me up if you got a party brewing and would like first class music action!
Doing only one party at a time, so wait in line boyos!
:: incoming message ::
:: source : Teen fangirl ::
OMG OMG Latency is so tits!! He gave me an autograph on his last show! I
like totally wanna have his babies! And I'd like to say hi to Keeley and
Shawna and ... umm ... Yer .. and Stacy and Josh, my honey.
(awkward pause)
This thing still on? ... How do you turn it off?? Ohmygawd this is
soooooooooooo complicateeeed.