*Incomming transmission*
From: La Veuve Noire.
To: The Lane Hackers
Subject: A Gallic Technology that may pick your fancy.
Greetings from Gallia, Geeks and Freaks. I heard you boys were the best at what you do. I represent interests of an organisation within Gallia named the Unione Corse. My friends in the Liberty Rogues were nice enough to point me to this channel.
Let me put this out of the way already: The Corse are neither Royalists, nor are they Anti-Royalists. We're Moneyists, if you know what I mean. Oh, the puns I make, I'll kill myself with laughters, one day.
Perhaps you're familiar with a certain Gallic technology known as 'Holo-tainments', a virtual reality device which lets one feel and experience the virtual environment around them. Yet, there are several restraints and 'protections' built into these devices to prevent them from being 'too addictive'.
We, at the Corse, believe this to be nonsense.
As a result, we've been spending the last few decades unlocking these devices to let our customers fully enjoy the experience of their programs. The product isn't entirely safe, though, and the results of our product began worsening over the years. We believe that Solar Engineering recently began inserting failsafes into their products, such as frequencies that fry the brains of certain costumers more sensitive to the product than others to try to scare the population away from them.
As a result, the business isn't as fructuous as it could be, and Sirius is missing out, if you know what I mean. Perhaps we could begin a partnership in regard to this issue?