Greetings, professors, this is Milton Krest, former technician (my leave was authorized by professor Moriarty on March, 5 of 918 A.S.) of your efficient and brilliant organisation. I wish to return to blasting corporate flunkies and scroundels. I believe you're looking for proof of my affiliations, so offer me quest of any kind, so I'd be restored in my rank.
I still have certain documentation of my activities within the Lane Hackers in 817 A.S. (August-December), which may confirm my career advancement.
...encryption.in.progress...hack.terminated...
Mr. Krest's on the move. Please, leave him voice message after music ends, so he can get it when he gets back. Thank you.