Very well, Mr. Grandmaster of the Old Guard of the Republic, since I have yet to be informed of your personal name. This is what I propose.
In the past we have been fortunate enough to receive services from various personnel relocation firms, but they seem to have largely succumbed to the pressing weight of regulatory red tape and ceased operations. This leaves us with a substantial number of inconvenient persons who have temporarily taken up residence in certain facilities that we operate, and are awaiting transport to more permanent accommodations. The most odious of these were formerly bounty hunters - I'm sure you see what I mean.
Currently we are obligated to feed and house over 5,000 of these individuals. In exchange for access to Hellflurries for your operations, I seek the removal of these unproductive residents from our care. You may do so in one of two ways, according to your preference.
1) Redeem as many bounty hunters as your transports may carry for 18,000 credits per individual - payable upon receipt of these individuals into your custody, minimum 4,300 hunters transferred - minimum $77,400,000 credit transaction for 4,300 hunters, although you may take all that we have if you wish, for the added marginal price
2) Remove these former bounty hunters from our custody in exchange for 5 cardamine or 5 munitions crates from the Outcasts per individual transferred to your custody, minimum 5,000 hunters transferred in exchange for 25,000 units of fine Outcast wares
Choice one may be undertaken with one exchange.
Choice two will require multiple trips to provide enough cardamine or munitions. You may take the hunters according to the 5 to 1 ratio with each trip.
After the conclusion of these transactions, we will authorize you for as many Hellflurries as your operations require on an ongoing basis.
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