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Howdy Y'all !!!
Call me Uncle Pete , your friendly supplier!
Our community just settled down for a while in the Kansas system The weather is good and the neighbours are friendly.
Thats why uncle Pete wishes to hold a neighbourhood BBQ aboard the [ToP] flagship The Mary Jane.
Everyone is welcome to join this special day* and can dock alongside our encampment!
It might be a good oppertunity to look at our fine wares , socialise with long lost friends ,
and get so drunk you have to crawl back to your own vessle!
(or ask for our customer service to drag you home)
Offcourse there is money to be made too!
As soon as we have a good estimation of how many visitors we can expect ,
I will hire haulers to get the needed foods and drinks (and narcotics).
plus a fortune teller , a band and dancing bears.
There will be lots of meat , beer , and hopefully womans and everyone gets a free bottle of
Don't be shy ,
Let us know what's a good SMT this sunday and lets get this party going people!
Why is it no matter where I go for peace and quiet I get followed by loud mouth idiots?
Whatever.
If you lot give me any trouble I'll tear that boat of yours in half. That means being too loud, getting in my way, clogging up my jumpholes or poking your noses anywhere they don't belong.
However if you play nice I won't have to do anything.
We'll be watching you, Uncle Pete. Do not test my patience.
To all interested groups and individuals about that mentioned party:
Hey there, have fun. I have no particular concerns about any of your people out there. Kansas was always a place for those who want to get out of the attention. Some even get in there by suicidal intentions to die from Iridium-madness.
None of these matters to me or my organization. But. If bloodshed starts, and the oppressing Liberty regime decides the system is ready for another cleaning massacre, I'll personally go there and start collecting the survivors to host them in a non-existent re-educational facility to got taught about how not to draw attention towards areas where it's not needed.
Thank you for your understanding, have fun out there.
Aye Pete. I was interested in yer BBQ sauce. Considering i have nowhere to go, and nothing to do, and nowhere to live.....
I think i can *hic* attend whenever you need. me. you will find me stranded in your docking bay in an hour
Regards
-Randall
But seriously Pete, I really need some fine ol' whiskey, Ive been running out and I've been getting these really bad hangovers. I think i need more. But i just ran outta *hic* stock----
As he attempted to continued, Randall Puked all over his comm terminal, temporarily shutting it down as a result.
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Howdy Y'all !!!
Its BBQ time again! so Y'all get over to the Kansas system and look for our camp!
We gonna have a hell of a good time!
Lighting the fire in 30 minutes!