Are you tired of drinking the same boring cup of coffee each day? Fed up of it's mud like texture? Tired of it smelling like dirty laundry?
Well help is here!
From today we are launching the new Corporate Delivery Service for Sunbucks. This delivery service will run all around Liberty, delivering our much loved products straight to your desk!
I hear you ask Oh Mr Smith, Sir! What if I don't like the taste of your Coffee? Well beloved customer, you can go to hell! Only joking of course, because you will like the taste of our Coffee! We have over one hundred varieties to choose from, and with varieties like that, everyone going to have a smile on their face for the entire day!
All we ask for you to do is to apply for this amazing service, it will work wonders on your productivity in the office. Hear that Managers? Your staff will be working at 200% efficiency with our products!
With this offer, all staff members will receive: Ten Cups of Coffee a day, variety of their choice. Five donuts a day. They will also receive free napkin and coffee stirrer! How's that for value?
To start receiving this fantastic deal, all we ask you to do is to fill in the form below and wait the mandatory 28 days for a reply!
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[b]Corporate name:[/b]
[b]Headquarters Location:[/b]
[b]No. of Employees:[/b]
[b]How many months subscription:[/b]
[ ] Three Months (7,000,000 SC)
[ ] Six Months (13,000,000 SC)
[ ] Nine Months (19,000,000 SC)
[ ] Twelve Months (24,000,000 SC)
Please put an X in the box.
The Sunbucks Staff would like to thank you for your time!
Director Harvey Smith.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)
Headquarters Location: Ageira Towers, Ageira District, Planet Los Angeles.
No. of Employees: 50,000 (approximate)
How many months subscription:
[ ] Three Months (7,000,000 SC)
[ ] Six Months (13,000,000 SC)
[ ] Nine Months (19,000,000 SC)
[X] Twelve Months (24,000,000 SC)
Notes:
1) Some products will need to be preserved to accomodate for transportation to Ageira's more remote facilities.
2) High caffeine content is preferred, esp. for physical labourers and the theoretical physics department.
Director Smith, 200 percent you say ! How pleasurable!
As our people work tirelessly to maintain the excellent health and life around the galaxy they can only benefit from a social and C.n.s stimulant. We'd like two of these delivery contracts: Corporate name: Cryer Pharmaceuticals
Headquarters Location: Denver, Crichton springs.
No. of Employees: 2,899,797
How many months subscription: Six
[ ] Three Months (7,000,000 SC)
[X] Six Months (13,000,000 SC)
[ ] Nine Months (19,000,000 SC)
[ ] Twelve Months (24,000,000 SC)
2nd Order:
Corporate name: Cryer Pharmaceuticals
Headquarters Location: Cambridge, Cambridge Research Institute
No. of Employees: Several Million skinny students.
How many months subscription: Six
[ ] Three Months (7,000,000 SC)
[X] Six Months (13,000,000 SC)
[ ] Nine Months (19,000,000 SC)
[ ] Twelve Months (24,000,000 SC)
Of course I realise that the advertised service was just Liberty based, however, we think that our Bretonian based assets could do with a taste. These are six month probationary contracts, if corporate effectiveness improves: we will renew for a further cycle. Priscilla Kitaen, Cryer Researcher.