..::|| Location: Ron's Bar, Planet Crete, Omicron Gamma ||::..
..::|| Recipient: TBH||::..
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Honored Friends,
i cannot recount how many battles we fought together or how many traders ran into the nets spun by the Benitez and the Brotherhood. We all have prospered by standing shoulder to shoulder for the glory of our empire, even if we sometimes follow different directives.
As such is was an honor to me to send you a freighter stacked to the top with Maldava Rum to Mindelo base.
Mind you, this is not any ordinary rum but a rediscovered recipe from the old days, when Corsairs struggled each day to scrape a living out of Crete. This drink eased the hardship of the Corsairs of old, forged their fighting spirits and tempered our bonds. It has the hues of Omicrn Gammas skies and surely tastes as rough as it is.
Salud amigos - viva los Corsairs, Viva los Brotherhood, Viva los Benitez!
Hasta la vista Amigos!
Trueno Benitez
PS: Senorita Baila- you would do me a great service in sending me the IDs of this slaver scum. Gracias Guapa
ID: Centurion Alberto Rodriguez
Location: Mindelo
*Look really mess up*
OoooLa Senor Benitez!!
*Take a huge sip of Maldava Rum*
*Shake head* Hell the stuff if powerful
*trying to speak slowing to be sure of his every words*
Gracias hermanos for the gift you sent us is, in uno word AWESOME. We appreciate your gift so much that we currently trying a party that going to last *laugh* for i dont know how much time *Take another sip*. I invite you to come in Mindo when ever you want to join us and get drunk with us. *take his head like he got a headache* ouff!!!! Its with great pride and honor that we accept your gift. You know that you can count on us if you ever need a service. *talk to himself* God i feel like the whole Rheinland Army shooting in my head *sigh*
Now down to business. *hick* For the slaver informations I should directly ask Hermana Morena. As usual, since Senor Di Martino his here, she avoid filling the report. Can't blame her. The hombre is a total screw up. *To himself again* oh my head, i need a drink! I'll try to get the informations from Senora Morena.*hick* She looks really nice ya know * hick* maybe I should try to *transmission terminated*
'ola *hick*
Gracias for the booze guapo *hick*
Though I don't drink much usually........
You are so sweet!
I love you Trueno guapo , I wish you were here.
Make many babies and *burbs*
*falls asleep and snores really loud*
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*2 minutes later she wakes up*
Oh..
My head...
Si , that thing I needed to *hick* do.
Alberto he told me to upload some flight data,
Quote:
Baila.morena[TBH]: Oh Werss guapo love it when you talk like that!
Werss[TBH]: Si guapa , tonight we are gonna get it on si!
Baila.morena[TBH]: Ay caramba Werss , It is so bi*#%DATA TRANSFER CANCELLED@#$@
Ai ai ai ,
Wrong flight log I think....
Maybe *hick* this one *hick*
Quote:Cazadora[TBH]: cut your engines vredes
Vredes[Paragon]: Greetings.
Vredes[Paragon]: hauling slaves from liberty.
Vredes[Paragon]: Is there a problem?
Cazadora[TBH]: Comms officer: Yes there is
Vredes[Paragon]: I am shure we can settle something down.
Cazadora[TBH]: First of all , enslaving people is prohibited by Corsair law
Cazadora[TBH]: Second of all , We dont want your gringo slaves here
Vredes[Paragon]: So where should i go with these?
Cazadora[TBH]: Hmn..
Vredes[Paragon]: Ok i could just bring them to some mining station.
Cazadora[TBH]: Slavers ....
Cazadora[TBH]: Release them at the nearest freeport senor
Cazadora[TBH]: and we dont have a problem
Vredes[Paragon]: Just a sec.
Vredes[Paragon]: I thought the corsairs need new pilots.
Vredes[Paragon]: Especialy the benitez and sails.
Cazadora[TBH]: Well , you must be very confused
Vredes[Paragon]: Well i had this info from a benitez
Cazadora[TBH]: As you might know , We already have a overpopulation and a food shortage problem
Vredes[Paragon]: So I dont think so.
Cazadora[TBH]: So you don't think so?
Cazadora[TBH]: Well , let me break the news to you gringo
Vredes[Paragon]: Well tripoli is a good plase for these to rest.
Cazadora[TBH]: This vessel is flying under direct Elder command
Cazadora[TBH]: Your docking clearance is denied
/set chattime on
[29.03.2012 14:22:51] 2012-03-29 14:02:11 SMT
[29.03.2012 14:22:51] Vredes[Paragon]: Well affter all i am doing you a favour by smuggling you artifacts and some times food rations.
[29.03.2012 14:22:54] 2012-03-29 14:02:15 SMT
[29.03.2012 14:22:54] Cazadora[TBH]: Just leave the system , and release your prisoners on the nearest freeport
[29.03.2012 14:23:02] 2012-03-29 14:02:22 SMT
[29.03.2012 14:23:02] Cazadora[TBH]: and we dont have a problem senor
Carlos, Albertoooo! BUCKET NOW!
*sound of Baila puking*