[color=#009900]Identification: [color=#CCFFFF]Kommissaroberrat Herman Voss Receiver: [color=#CCFFFF] The Rheinland Military ship "Bonn" Subject: You Bumbling Muppet!
"Captain, a report has recently crossed my desk about some...actions you have taken in a neutral House, the Kingdom of Gallia to be precise. Not only did you bring a valuable piece of equipment into their borders, but you attempted bribery of a member of the House's Law Enforcment Agency...
Let me make one thing perfectly clear, Military Ships are NOT permitted to antagonize a House that is neutral to our own, you had no reason to be there, you will have no reason to be there and once I find you I'm going to lodge my nice clean boot up your rear so that you get this point through your rather thick skull.
Now listen carefully, because I am only going to say this once; DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER JUMP INTO A NEUTRAL HOUSE OR BRIBE IT'S POLICE FORCES YOU BLOODY MUPPET!
In the case you think I'm bluffing about having information on your being there, see these images? They paint you in a very dark light that's so damning that I'm thinking of beating the stupid out of you with a 2x4 which has rusty nails over your rear end."
"Now, explain yourself or when you finally dislodge my fiery pitchfork out of your abused behind you will know the true meaning of the phrase silent as the grave!"
Signed,
[color=#009900][color=#CCFFFF]Herman Voss
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