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| − | - | + | I'm going to reveal one of the secrets of Satanism, but this will have me being hunted by other Satanists of other sects on this Wiki. I believe in the Lord, Jesus Christ, that will defend me from the insults of the evil one. |
| + | You need to know that at 3 AM of every third friday of each month, especially a friday without a moon, raising an unnamed graveyard stone made in travertine, granite or general stone and letting it to fall on your toe nail, where there are a lot of itsy butsy jugga jibba nasty points, it's probably, or better, it's certain that you'll start to summon not only demons, but every power of the sky, of the earth and of the shadow. | ||
| + | And then you'll start to self-summon dead people in your family. This is a powerful ritual that not only will make you control a demon, but they'll exchange you for one. | ||
| + | I hope this is clear. | ||
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| − | + | What is Satan? | |
| − | - | + | Satan is an overgrown average american who stuffs himself with common things as BIG MACs and gigantic COLA cans. His ass is what we, common Christians, know as Hell or from the latin Inferi. |
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| + | What is Hell? | ||
| + | Hell is a place where beer, cigarettes, whores are free to pick up to drink, smoke or work it up. Politicians are known to go down here a lot of times. Hitler and Eva Braun are a perfect example. We don't need to forget Prince William and Harry, Angela Merkel, and Berlusconi, especially that fat italian. | ||
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| + | What is Berlusconi? (AKA: The Fat Demon) | ||
| + | Berlusconi is the king of Italy, italians love to suck his greasy feet, why? Because they're stupid and they can't open their eyes up. | ||
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| + | Da heck're u? | ||
| + | I'm your mother, your father, your sister and your brother at the same time. | ||
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| + | What people do I like? | ||
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| + | Americans | ||
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| + | What people I do not like? | ||
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| + | Tea-Baggers | ||
| + | Krauts | ||
| + | PizzaCrafters | ||
| + | PopeLovers | ||
| + | StalinLovers | ||
| + | NaziLovers | ||
| + | US ArmyLovers | ||
| + | Your Mother | ||
| + | Your Father | ||
| + | Yourself | ||
| + | Your dog | ||
| + | Your character | ||
| + | Your ship | ||
| + | Your faction | ||
| + | Your penis length | ||
| + | Your anus depth | ||
| + | Everything on this wretched Earth | ||
Revision as of 03:07, 8 May 2011
How to summon a demon I'm going to reveal one of the secrets of Satanism, but this will have me being hunted by other Satanists of other sects on this Wiki. I believe in the Lord, Jesus Christ, that will defend me from the insults of the evil one. You need to know that at 3 AM of every third friday of each month, especially a friday without a moon, raising an unnamed graveyard stone made in travertine, granite or general stone and letting it to fall on your toe nail, where there are a lot of itsy butsy jugga jibba nasty points, it's probably, or better, it's certain that you'll start to summon not only demons, but every power of the sky, of the earth and of the shadow. And then you'll start to self-summon dead people in your family. This is a powerful ritual that not only will make you control a demon, but they'll exchange you for one. I hope this is clear.
What is Satan?
Satan is an overgrown average american who stuffs himself with common things as BIG MACs and gigantic COLA cans. His ass is what we, common Christians, know as Hell or from the latin Inferi.
What is Hell?
Hell is a place where beer, cigarettes, whores are free to pick up to drink, smoke or work it up. Politicians are known to go down here a lot of times. Hitler and Eva Braun are a perfect example. We don't need to forget Prince William and Harry, Angela Merkel, and Berlusconi, especially that fat italian.
What is Berlusconi? (AKA: The Fat Demon)
Berlusconi is the king of Italy, italians love to suck his greasy feet, why? Because they're stupid and they can't open their eyes up.
Da heck're u?
I'm your mother, your father, your sister and your brother at the same time.
What people do I like?
Americans
What people I do not like?
Tea-Baggers Krauts PizzaCrafters PopeLovers StalinLovers NaziLovers US ArmyLovers Your Mother Your Father Yourself Your dog Your character Your ship Your faction Your penis length Your anus depth Everything on this wretched Earth
